Sex & Shenanigans

[Wand3rlust]

It’s true. And they apparently beat out spider silk for nature’s strongest material

Snails ejaculate spider silk?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Snails ejaculate spider silk?

Legit lol’d so thank you

 

[Wand3rlust]

Legit lol’d so thank you

*stares*

 

[TXRafe]

@crazychemgirl i was only a little behind and had to mess with chloe

 

[crazychemgirl]

More like 'crunch' there  was a snail.

Awwww poor snail

 

[Wand3rlust]

Awwww poor snail

Evil baby plant eaters.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl i was only a little behind and had to mess with chole

*tisk tisk … gotta follow the rules my dude.

Otherwise you’re gonna get nothing but straight up murdered every time.

 

[UnquietDreams]

My son just told me that snails have the most teeth of any animal… thousands of teeth on their tongue.

BRB gotta google and see if that’s legit

If you sit in the garden and it gets quiet enough, you can hear them crunching away.

Can get a little creepy if you let it...

 

[BrendaBear]

@crazychemgirl i was only a little behind and had to mess with chole

"chole"??? You didn't mean @Chloe_Harper right? You wouldn't spell her name that jacked up would you?

 

[dawn_of_night]

My son just told me that snails have the most teeth of any animal… thousands of teeth on their tongue.

BRB gotta google and see if that’s legit

He's right...
I've heard this ....

 

[UnquietDreams]

Awwww poor snail

Tasty too...

 

[crazychemgirl]

Evil baby plant eaters.

Ok fair enough… but they’re so cute!!!



**actual snail photo I took in 2014

 

[UnquietDreams]

Legit lol’d so thank you

Me too.

 

[UnquietDreams]

*stares*

* Ankles grow weak*

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*stares*

I’m very stareable. I get it.

 

[Wand3rlust]

So  yum cute. Yep. Uh huh.

 

[LupineOne]

Ok fair enough… but they’re so cute!!!

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**actual snail photo I took in 2014

Aw! That’s a gorgeous photo!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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So  yum cute. Yep. Uh huh.

No thank you …. But more for you.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

@crazychemgirl i was only a little behind and had to mess with chloe

Bitch.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@crazychemgirl i was only a little behind and had to mess with chloe

Don't sell your self short. You are a big behind, man!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Aw! That’s a gorgeous photo!

Thanks!!!

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m very stareable. I get it.

Yep. In a car crash sort of way.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Bitch.

You tell him.


Let’s all kill him from now on.

 

[LupineOne]

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So  yum cute. Yep. Uh huh.

You monster!!


When’s lunch?

 

[Nicefella]

I’m very stareable. I get it.

It’s not the - “damn he looks like George Michael, I want Your Sex Tour” look, I think.