Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Wow, I passed 20000 posts and didn't notice. I was going to do something big.

Oh well, I guess I have to wait for 50,000 for posting my dick...

and I’m the post slut

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[SmokingFap]

If I am drinking, doesn't that make it "brunch?"

Only if you're actually eating something, too. Otherwise, it's just called a bender.

 

[UnquietDreams]

When our chickens would get loose, my husband had to come home from work or just let the free range for the day because there was no damn way I was gonna chase them

*CHICKEN911

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

When our chickens would get loose, my husband had to come home from work or just let the free range for the day because there was no damn way I was gonna chase them

I ain’t surviving no apocalypse neither

 

[UnquietDreams]

and I’m the post slut

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You just want to see my dick.

Fine...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You just want to see my dick.

Fine...

Not clicking

 

[morelikeasong]

and I’m the post slut

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[UnquietDreams]

for posting it again, that is

That was a ghost. Doesn't count.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not clicking

Probably best. @dawn_of_night will.

 

[morelikeasong]

That was a ghost. Doesn't count.

https://voca.ro/1jjod6rpF77P

 

[dawn_of_night]

Probably best. @dawn_of_night will.

Why you gotta call me out like that....

You know I get all wishy washy when you say my name like that....

 

[crazychemgirl]

Time to go home …. And I don’t have to go to work tomorrow!!



*insert happy dance

 

[Qky75]

Time to go home …. And I don’t have to go to work tomorrow!!



*insert happy dance

Just rub it in.....and voca when you do

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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NMK.

Wait…

 

[morelikeasong]

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My son just told me that snails have the most teeth of any animal… thousands of teeth on their tongue.

BRB gotta google and see if that’s legit

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

My son just told me that snails have the most teeth of any animal… thousands of teeth on their tongue.

BRB gotta google and see if that’s legit

I trust him.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1nODZClUcWEe

https://voca.ro/1neWkdLlRZii

 

[morelikeasong]

I trust him.

It’s true. And they apparently beat out spider silk for nature’s strongest material

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s true. And they apparently beat out spider silk for nature’s strongest material

Kids know shit. I don’t fuck around when a kid tells me about an animal, especially a dinosaur.

 

[MedicalMuse]

My son just told me that snails have the most teeth of any animal… thousands of teeth on their tongue.

BRB gotta google and see if that’s legit

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[Nicefella]

Kids know shit. I don’t fuck around when a kid tells me about an animal, especially a dinosaur.

I agree. Kids know a lotta shit.

And finance. My son surprises me every day with the knowledge he drops on me. Turns out he has a demo portfolio with $10 million. He started with $350. I just bought him a a Barron’s subscription. I’m worried now that I may have spawned a Gordon Gekko.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I ain’t surviving no apocalypse neither

Tru dat.

 

[Wand3rlust]

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More like 'crunch' there  was a snail.