Sex & Shenanigans

[Tallulah82]

I'm the last person on Lit, or on this planet, to have the right to judge anyone else's kinks and fetishes. But I will never get the feet thing.

I feel like I should be snarky and explain the purpose of and how feet work...

But I'll refrain and be a good girl.

Fuck this is hard.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I feel like I should be snarky and explain the purpose of and how feet work...

But I'll refrain and be a good girl.

Fuck this is hard.

That’s what she said.

 

[SmokingFap]

I like how the new iPhone iOS finally just has a built-in one … I used to use a spreadsheet but then it was useless when I wasn’t at home… for awhile I had an excel app or had it on my Google drive.

Then I got a password app but you had to pay for it and I forgot the password for THAT and lost all my passwords.

I have all your passwords. Don't ask me how. But I'll give them to you for the low, low price of only $19.99 per month.

And as a bonus, for just the cost of shipping and handling, I'll return all those pictures of you with that huge...

Well, you know which ones I'm talking about.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have so many thoughts and questions

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What the why?????

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have all your passwords. Don't ask me how. But I'll give them to you for the low, low price of only $19.99 per month.

And as a bonus, for just the cost of shipping and handling, I'll return all those pictures of you with that huge...

Well, you know which ones I'm talking about.

It only looked huge in the photo … in real life it wasn’t that big.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like I should be snarky and explain the purpose of and how feet work...

But I'll refrain and be a good girl.

Fuck this is hard.

https://voca.ro/1jScdWYhx5eM

 

[dawn_of_night]

Hold on, putting that in my phone.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/746c31c671a2b9c47cf0a886d41fae3e/tumblr_mu9hx25esg1r9be14o1_250.gif

@UnquietDreams you're beautiful

 

[Tallulah82]

https://voca.ro/1jScdWYhx5eM

Don't make me wank in public.

Again.

 

[SmokingFap]

It only looked huge in the photo … in real life it wasn’t that big.

Nice use of a fish bowl lens.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like I should be snarky and explain the purpose of and how feet work...

But I'll refrain and be a good girl.

Fuck this is hard.

It gets easier with practice.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I have so many thoughts and questions

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My first thought was, "why? Oh, stars and garters, why?"

But then...salty brine, chocolate? Maybe? If it is good chocolate.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@UnquietDreams you're beautiful

Thank you! You too, love!

 

[Qky75]

It only looked huge in the photo … in real life it wasn’t that big.

I hear that happens a lot

 

[SmokingFap]

I have so many thoughts and questions

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Yeah! Like how did they get the pickles into those pickle-shaped chocolate shells?

 

[dawn_of_night]

https://voca.ro/1jScdWYhx5eM

 

[crazychemgirl]

It gets easier with practice.

I feel like that’s not the case.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I feel like that’s not the case.

Some neural channels are harder to rewire than others.

 

[Tallulah82]

It gets easier with practice.

I have no doubt of your in depth knowledge.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have no doubt of your in depth knowledge.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I just plan on resetting my password every time

"No, you can't use a password you have used previously."

 

[UnquietDreams]

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I would bet money on that one.

 

[UnquietDreams]

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Since this has been a theme of late.

 

[Chloe_Harper]

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Since this has been a theme of late.

Well, I'll be testing this theory next argument instead of my go-to

 

[LadyLascivious1]

shout out to the other people that would be completely fucked if they didn’t have a password app.


**she says as she spends almost 30 minutes trying to log into a website

It took me three tries to log into my laptop after being off for a few weeks. That’s the one password a manager won’t remember. I was starting to mentally resign myself to the fact that I’d be starting the new work year with quality time with our IT guy

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Well, I'll be testing this theory next argument instead of my go-to

Which is?