Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Have you ever thought maybe the phone is sleepy????

"Stupid human! GO BACK TO SLEEP! I am dreaming of electric sheep..."

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I am just imagining how terrifying an entire herd of cattle with rabies would be.

 

[Qky75]

No, I'm a horny perv, and I'm their last choice. They LOVE my spouse, though.

Guess that depends on how much lactic acid your arousal creates.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ooh, do me next! Do me next!

Sorry the muse has fled. Maybe tomorrow. Around 9:35 A.M. PST.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Sorry the muse has fled. Maybe tomorrow. Around 9:35 A.M. PST.

Hold on, putting that in my phone.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/746c31c671a2b9c47cf0a886d41fae3e/tumblr_mu9hx25esg1r9be14o1_250.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

shout out to the other people that would be completely fucked if they didn’t have a password app.


**she says as she spends almost 30 minutes trying to log into a website

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Hold on, putting that in my phone.
https://64.media.tumblr.com/746c31c671a2b9c47cf0a886d41fae3e/tumblr_mu9hx25esg1r9be14o1_250.gif

Oh you don’t need to wait sir. You’re a hunk of burning love.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

shout out to the other people that would be completely fucked if they didn’t have a password app.


**she says as she spends almost 30 minutes trying to log into a website

We build the stupidest world and then double down on the worst solutions.

 

[crazychemgirl]

We build the stupidest world and then double down on the worst solutions.

Also I act like I’m gonna remember when I make passwords vs letting it “auto generate” a secure password like I’m not just gonna forget the one I created anyway and have to copy / paste.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Oh you don’t need to wait sir. You’re a hunk of burning love.

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqlh3tJAGj1ql0l7mo3_250.gifv

 

[Tallulah82]

shout out to the other people that would be completely fucked if they didn’t have a password app.


**she says as she spends almost 30 minutes trying to log into a website

I should look at a password app. I have a spreadsheet but clearly pointless if I'm not at home to access it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Also I act like I’m gonna remember when I make passwords vs letting it “auto generate” a secure password like I’m not just gonna forget the one I created anyway and have to copy / paste.

I just plan on resetting my password every time

 

[SWR101]

I'm so fugly first thing in the morning, that my phone won't open. It's like "go back and get better beauty sleep, you rabid hefer!"

Fake news, false

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqlh3tJAGj1ql0l7mo3_250.gifv

Yes. A very pretty person

 

[crazychemgirl]

I should look at a password app. I have a spreadsheet but clearly pointless if I'm not at home to access it.

I like how the new iPhone iOS finally just has a built-in one … I used to use a spreadsheet but then it was useless when I wasn’t at home… for awhile I had an excel app or had it on my Google drive.

Then I got a password app but you had to pay for it and I forgot the password for THAT and lost all my passwords.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Also I act like I’m gonna remember when I make passwords vs letting it “auto generate” a secure password like I’m not just gonna forget the one I created anyway and have to copy / paste.

Because that is based on a security thinking that is thirty years out of date. We created a system where it is hard for humans to remember their password and easy for programs to brute-force them if necessary. Then people need to write them down, which is another security breach, or use a password bank that can be lost or misplaced. (I don't miss working security IT.)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

PST is "Personal Satisfaction Time", right?

All damn day every day.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I like how the new iPhone iOS finally just has a built-in one … I used to use a spreadsheet but then it was useless when I wasn’t at home… for awhile I had an excel app or had it on my Google drive.

Then I got a password app but you had to pay for it and I forgot the password for THAT and lost all my passwords.

https://xkcd.com/936/

 

[UnquietDreams]

Yes. A very pretty person

I was just happy to have the gif for the rest of that conversation...

Thank you.

 

[Tallulah82]

I like how the new iPhone iOS finally just has a built-in one … I used to use a spreadsheet but then it was useless when I wasn’t at home… for awhile I had an excel app or had it on my Google drive.

Then I got a password app but you had to pay for it and I forgot the password for THAT and lost all my passwords.

Well. That snowballed.

 

[UnquietDreams]

https://xkcd.com/936/

Exactly. It isn't a perfect solution, but it is a better one. I sent that comic to my boss every time I had to change my password every six months.

 

[UnquietDreams]

Well. That snowballed.

Fine, you are pretty too.

 

[SmokingFap]

Foot fetishes are very common, and they think it's because the the the genitals & foot areas of the brain are supper close & easily get crisscrossed.

Even knowing this, I was still shocked when the very first DM I received on Llit, was a guy asking me if I would jack him off with my feet...

I'm the last person on Lit, or on this planet, to have the right to judge anyone else's kinks and fetishes. But I will never get the feet thing.

 

[crazychemgirl]

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I have so many thoughts and questions