Sex & Shenanigans

That is one of my biggest pet peeves when people drive around with snow on their roof…

If my short ass can find a way to get it off a roof I can’t reach and clear it completely then you and your little Subaru should be too.
That's because it is a flex. A weird one, but a flex nonetheless.
 
"Look at how much fuckin' snow we got at our place! You didn't get this much snow. And I drove in it! You would have stayed home! I am Alpha! Suck it!"
Clearly that person is an absolute fucking moron and is probably one of those men who think they are being dominant when really they are just being misogynistic douches.
 
Ahhh my dream...nope not a dream to say i moved to where snow can't find me.
I moved to a place where I assumed it snowed a lot. Even packed a snow shovel and ice melt into moving truck, since we moved in February, it has snowed twice in 3 years… I don’t even know where the snow shovel is anymore 😅
 
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