Sex & Shenanigans

[Wriggle]

Nope!! Christmas all the way!!! Lit bucks, friend!

What are lit bucks and can I spend them on strippers?

 

[morelikeasong]

Who’s up for a healthy debate?! Christmas Movie or no? I’m team ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY it’s a Christmas Movie! Shared this in what are you thinking but think it might actually do better here!! Lit bucks from Scrooge McDuck for everyone who is pro Christmas Movie!

I think I’ve seen it? But, if I have, it was a really long time ago so I don’t have any opinions or skin in the game. Just thought I’d throw this out there because it made me laugh

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

The French Connection is a Christmas movie. No, I will not explain this. #argumentstarters

 

[Sammysub07]

What are lit bucks and can I spend them on strippers?

Lit bucks are taken and given at random, like points on Who’s Line Is It Anyway? They don’t really exist, just fun to pretend you have!!

Enjoy some strippers! Private VIP room for you, courtesy of Scrooge McDuck!

 

[Wriggle]

Lit bucks are taken and given at random, like points on Who’s Line Is It Anyway? They don’t really exist, just fun to pretend you have!!

Enjoy some strippers! Private VIP room for you, courtesy of Scrooge McDuck!

So many strippers in my private boxes.

 

[Qky75]

Lit bucks are taken and given at random, like points on Who’s Line Is It Anyway? They don’t really exist, just fun to pretend you have!!

Enjoy some strippers! Private VIP room for you, courtesy of Scrooge McDuck!

Is this some fucked up quasi-beastiality Howard the Duck fantasy plot?!?!?

 

[LupineOne]

It absolutely is, though it isn't an annual tradition here.

What are movies you always watch around Christmas?

We do:
1. A Muppet Christmas Carol (every Christmas Eve with Chinese take out)
2. The Santa Clause
3. The Bishop's Wife
4. Nativity Story (Christmas night)
5. Home Alone

Not an annual tradition here either, but it’s not Christmas without:

1. Home Alone
2. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
3. A Christmas Story
4. The Santa Clause

Also Violent Night is a wonderful time. David Harbour is a great cynical Santa!

 

[Sammysub07]

Is this some fucked up quasi-beastiality Howard the Duck fantasy plot?!?!?

https://voca.ro/1hQVw30oN30r

 

[Azuldrgon]

https://voca.ro/1hQVw30oN30r

Just to let you know, listening to your voice this morning is waking me up better than coffee.
I love how lilting and pleasant your voice is.
Thank you so much.

 

[SWR101]

You know how many cameras I used to sell on Christmas Eve to desperate men?

I used to make a killing

Facts, or how many times I got cussed out because we did t have “major big in demand gift” on Christmas Eve?

 

[Qky75]

https://voca.ro/1hQVw30oN30r

Ok maybe the gentleman doth protest too much I was AFAF anyways

 

[crazychemgirl]

The Holiday?

Yes!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

I’ve decided to start my own monetary product. NateCoinⓇ

I call it a Kleptocurrency. Basically I just steal your money. But all deliveries of NateCoinⓇ are made via CockapultⓇ, so you have that going for you. Which is nice.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Christmas movie .., Emoji edition

 

[Sammysub07]

Yes!!

I knew it!!! I might also me a sucker for Jude Law!!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

I knew it!!! I might also me a sucker for Jude Law!!!

Same … have you seen him in the new Star Wars show?

 

[Qky75]

Ok I'll play the guess the emoji Christmas movie

 

[Sammysub07]

Same … have you seen him in the new Star Wars show?

No!!!! But I will be now! I’ll have a date with Wine and Jude Law on my TV! Wanna join?

 

[crazychemgirl]

No!!!! But I will be now! I’ll have a date with Wine and Jude Law on my TV! Wanna join?

Absolutely!!

 

[Sammysub07]

Just to let you know, listening to your voice this morning is waking me up better than coffee.
I love how lilting and pleasant your voice is.
Thank you so much.

Awee!!! Thank you!!! Glad I could lift your day!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok I'll play the guess the emoji Christmas movie

Oh I know I know …

@Qky75 fails to get eboned at Christmas because he posted an obnoxiously long and weird Christmas movie emoji clue.

 

[Qky75]

Oh I know I know …

@Qky75 fails to get eboned at Christmas because he posted an obnoxiously long and weird Christmas movie emoji clue.

I'll have you know it's not only absolutely perfect but B R I L L I A N T

 

[Sammysub07]

Ok I'll play the guess the emoji Christmas movie

Gremlins? No food and water after midnight and then they turn into gremlins.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'll have you know it's not only absolutely perfect but B R I L L I A N T

That’s besides the point my dear.

 

[Qky75]

Gremlins? No food and water until after midnight and then they turn into gremlins.

Winner winner chicken dinner!!

See? SOMEBODY gets it.

I'll take this CHINESE GIFT. NO SUN NO WATER NO FOOD after MIDNIGHT or they turn into lots of MONSTERS