Sex & Shenanigans

[MindYaBitness]

You mean you guys don’t have a neighbor who just comes over and blows off your driveway and sidewalk and refuses to accept payment? Hmmm, just me then

My son does this because he's a gem!

 

[Bry1313]

Uhhhhh... how'd you get so lucky? I have male neighbors out with their snow blowers WHILE I'm shoveling and they don't offer to help... SIGH

I don’t know, first winter in this house, I’m bundling up to go out and shovel and I hear a noise and see a Santa looking fellow in a northface coat blowing my driveway. He’s done it every snowfall since

 

[lavendersilk]

Uhhhhh... how'd you get so lucky? I have male neighbors out with their snow blowers WHILE I'm shoveling and they don't offer to help... SIGH

I thought you lived in the Midwest. Rude neighbors. If I was your neighbor I would help you. #southernhospitality

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I thought you lived in the Midwest. Rude neighbors. If I was your neighbor I would help you. #southernhospitality

It truly depends... at my old house, I had multiple neighbors that would help. But this street? These guys are all lazy AF!!!

 

[Bry1313]

I thought you lived in the Midwest. Rude neighbors. If I was your neighbor I would help you. #southernhospitality

Hold on, how did you know she lived in the Midwest?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I don’t know, first winter in this house, I’m bundling up to go out and shovel and I hear a noise and see a Santa looking fellow in a northface coat blowing my driveway. He’s done it every snowfall since

I'm only a tiny bit jealous

 

[Sammysub07]

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I think we can fix this with a new thread!

Someone flirt with me and tell me nice things and post memes … I’m having a shit morning.

Plus today and tomorrow is going to be mental at work.

Hoping your day got better!!! Here’s some flirt for ya!

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[UnquietDreams]

Uhhhhh... how'd you get so lucky? I have male neighbors out with their snow blowers WHILE I'm shoveling and they don't offer to help... SIGH

My daughter loves going out and cleaning of the neighbors' walks and driveways. Soon as it snows, she is out with snow shovels and an icebreaker (we get more ice than snow), powering through.

Now getting her to even sweep the snow off our stairs is nigh impossible, much less the driveway...

 

[SWR101]

 

[Bbl87]

Uhhhhh... how'd you get so lucky? I have male neighbors out with their snow blowers WHILE I'm shoveling and they don't offer to help... SIGH

I thought you lived in the Midwest. Rude neighbors. If I was your neighbor I would help you. #southernhospitality

My neighbors on one side, I swear they're already out snowblowing when the snow is like half done. I'd help them out, but they're done before I'm even getting bundled up.

On the other side, I usually do their front sidewalk for them when I do ours. I gave them our 2nd snowblower because I didn't use it (I have a 2 stage, my extra was a single stage I got from my mom when my dad passed away) so they're usually in good shape for their driveway while I take care of the sidewalks. They also have 3 kids with shovels to help out.

I'll gladly help out any of my neighbors though. I'm the only one with a 2 stage blower so it blasts through everything but the heavier stuff.

 

[parker77]

Since roughly 300 AD.

so i’m flirting with disaster of historic proportion.

 

[UnquietDreams]

so i’m flirting with disaster of historic proportion.

Hey, if you are going to flirt, the stakes should be high.

 

[LupineOne]

Hey, if you are going to flirt, the stakes should be high.

Go big or go home!

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Flipped it and reversed it

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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Def flipped and reversed at my house! I'm sure he thinks I'm meal planning in my head

 

[MatMacL616]

Def flipped and reversed at my house! I'm sure he thinks I'm meal planning in my head

I mean…it could be called meal planning right??

 

[__Nathan1968]

Def flipped and reversed at my house! I'm sure he thinks I'm meal planning in my head

You *are* always dreaming up something delicious.

 

[crazychemgirl]

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[MidwestPrincess23]

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[crazychemgirl]

Right?!!!

 

[__Nathan1968]

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[crazychemgirl]

Men always do

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey husband’s …. What are your kids getting for Christmas??

 

[__Nathan1968]

Men always do

If you wait until the last minute…
it will only take a minute.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you wait until the last minute…
it will only take a minute.

You know how many cameras I used to sell on Christmas Eve to desperate men?

I used to make a killing