Sex & Shenanigans

[dawn_of_night]

Too powerful! Lol. I need it low and slow.

Isn't there a variable speed on that thing....

 

[MandaPandaa]

I watched this show somewhat religiously back in 2008. But I had genuinely forgot this guy existed. It looks like he found a (somewhat mediocre) plastic surgeon that he likes

I don't know what show it is... I used it for the gif...

 

[MindYaBitness]

When you reach the top do you do like an angel on top of the christmas tree type of thing?

You either don't get euphamisms, or you have been done horribly wrong by the last lady that climbed your tree

 

[MandaPandaa]

When you reach the top do you do like an angel on top of the christmas tree type of thing?

Do angels look haggard and exhausted? If so, yes?

 

[Mr_bogey]

I don't know what show it is... I used it for the gif...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don't know what show it is... I used it for the gif...

Yeah.... me neither...
but if I did, this was my favorite clip from that gif show

 

[MandaPandaa]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/dROCQ2EZrXfpltOzaV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952aezg4t290fsg82q8kqlhqd2vpx1sbs79940r7me4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You either don't get euphamisms, or you have been done horribly wrong by the last lady that climbed your tree

Don't angels usually have that like O face going on?
Like they're singing a hymn or being taken to the absolute zenith of pleasure?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Stupid dress hanging on for dear life. Just let go. Or drop your right shoulder, gif lady. It'll be fine

 

[Mr_bogey]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/dROCQ2EZrXfpltOzaV/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952aezg4t290fsg82q8kqlhqd2vpx1sbs79940r7me4&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

Better yet, I still have tapes.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Yeah.... me neither...
but if I did, this was my favorite clip from that gif show

I'm grateful I've never watched that show. I could feel my intelligence diminishing as each second passed

 

[MindYaBitness]

Better yet, I still have tapes.

I've got two: George Michael of course, and a guided meditation

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm grateful I've never watched that show. I could feel my intelligence diminishing as each second passed

You're 100% right. I watched the first few seasons and it the two guys that were making the Mario Bros jokes were the best part. And THAT's saying something. I was trying to bond with my roommate that like the show. Otherwise, I would've been never known about it

 

[MandaPandaa]

Better yet, I still have tapes.

Wow. An ancient artifact?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/11JbaLzOXsg6Fq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952n11sfql4a1frdshsg0i0vbgy6nrysdoa5py3v1kk&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Wow. An ancient artifact?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/11JbaLzOXsg6Fq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952n11sfql4a1frdshsg0i0vbgy6nrysdoa5py3v1kk&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

I use 'it belongs in a museum' quote semi-regularly and fucking no one ever gets the reference. I hate being in my mid-late (3)20s

 

[MandaPandaa]

I use 'it belongs in a museum' quote semi-regularly and fucking no one ever gets the reference. I hate being in my mid-late (3)20s

Yeah. I also hate being in my early (4)30s...

 

[MindYaBitness]

I use 'it belongs in a museum' quote semi-regularly and fucking no one ever gets the reference. I hate being in my mid-late (3)20s

Uh huh...
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExd3l3N3JyMWhnMGdlcW5rc2pheTRtb25uZWt3M3M0eDFqdmJuczY2NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NCxJBwfYoXLCtCGoTg/giphy.gif

 

[Mr_bogey]

Wow. An ancient artifact?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/11JbaLzOXsg6Fq/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952n11sfql4a1frdshsg0i0vbgy6nrysdoa5py3v1kk&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

You better not be talking about my manhood

 

[Mr_bogey]

I use 'it belongs in a museum' quote semi-regularly and fucking no one ever gets the reference. I hate being in my mid-late (3)20s

Woah? You are that young?

I feel dirty.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Uh huh...
https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExd3l3N3JyMWhnMGdlcW5rc2pheTRtb25uZWt3M3M0eDFqdmJuczY2NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/NCxJBwfYoXLCtCGoTg/giphy.gif

I'll have you know that I routinely got carded at adult establishments until I was like 25 or 26... which was only a year or two ago. Or something

 

[MandaPandaa]

You better not be talking about my manhood

I was talking about your tapes sitting around your house. Lol. I'd never talk about your... manhood like that.

Also, it feels like I'm writing smut when I use that term.

"His manhood felt like steel encased in the softest velvet as her tongue trailed along his length...."

 

[Mr_bogey]

Yeah. I also hate being in my early (4)30s...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Woah? You are that young?

As long as there are absolutely no follow up questions? Yes

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Capitalizing the "I" takes too much brain power away from the important things. Like drinking more margs

Priorities!

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Priorities!

I'm with Chloe on this one