Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Too powerful! Lol. I need it low and slow.

I've been called that before. Probably a different context though...

 

[MandaPandaa]

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You know it.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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[Bry1313]

You just jumped 20 spots on my favorite Litsters list

So I just fell one spot?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’ve heard fingers make for a great backup as well.

I read somewhere that tongues work too? I dunno, not enough R&D on those

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh, I didn't mean that. I'm sure you're at the top of everyone's list.

The list that count anyway. I don’t want no fucking People’s Choice! I’m all EGO….T

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So I just fell one spot?

Pshhhh I didn't say that, did I?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Pshhhh I didn't say that, did I?

@Bry1313 can be on top.

 

[vagrantx]

I’ve heard fingers make for a great backup as well.

Well sure but when you're craving toys, you're craving toys

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@Bry1313 can be on top.

Words to live by, amirite @OP?

 

[Bry1313]

Pshhhh I didn't say that, did I?

So I wasn’t above him before?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

So I wasn’t above him before?

No, you were, but he is catching up. FAST

 

[Bry1313]

 

[Mr_bogey]

Too powerful! Lol. I need it low and slow.

Have I mentioned I'm tall?

 

[MindYaBitness]

When batteries fail, keep a magic wand around which plugs into the wall! Fun and powerful!

Dang it, I've only got the cordless wand

 

[MandaPandaa]

Have I mentioned I'm tall?

Did you know I like climbing trees?

 

[Mr_bogey]

@Bry1313 can be on top.

TMI

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Dang it, I've only got the cordless wand

This is how I imagine you when sitting on your wand

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Have I mentioned I'm tall?

Slightly unrelated but did you know you're the owner of my second oldest PM? Ironically it also was about bourbon! What a time to be alive!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Slightly unrelated but did you know you're the owner of my second oldest PM? Ironically it also was about bourbon! What a time to be alive!

I did not

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Did you know I like climbing trees?

When you reach the top do you do like an angel on top of the christmas tree type of thing?

 

[MandaPandaa]

Slightly unrelated but did you know you're the owner of my second oldest PM? Ironically it also was about bourbon! What a time to be alive!

I did not

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[deefalttwunnyfor]

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I watched this show somewhat religiously back in 2008. But I had genuinely forgot this guy existed. It looks like he found a (somewhat mediocre) plastic surgeon that he likes

 

[Mr_bogey]

When you reach the top do you do like an angel on top of the christmas tree type of thing?

 

[dawn_of_night]

Too powerful! Lol. I need it low and slow.

Isn't there a variable speed on that thing....