Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

I'm just gonna say...

The number of "women" who are clearly men who have messaged me because they want the hot e-dickings on here...

Has given me trust issues, so I get it.

Are you talking about me? I can read this you know. Rude.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Hey, I'm not gonna look at gift horse in the mouth. Sex is sex.

I'm just sayin', when you're almost a foot taller than your partner, things get complicated!

So you have a big dick and you're tall???

 

[crazychemgirl]

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So I forgot how to check this yesterday but remembered today. I have a problem don’t I?

It’s not showing mine now

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Your condolences are greatly appreciated. Many a boner was killed as a result of the experiences.

For all the lost boners...

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Do women say “give me that hot e-dicking” differently than men?

It’s the “bruh” that gives it away isn’t it? Dammit!

Well now I know! Errrr I mean…how interesting.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So you have a big dick and you're tall???

Uh oh @Bry1313 … you might have some competition.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s not showing mine now

Damn the man! Tryna keep you down!

 

[MindYaBitness]

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So I forgot how to check this yesterday but remembered today. I have a problem don’t I?

Ya, I'd say you've got a teeny tiny problem

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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Ya, I'd say you've got a teeny tiny problem

Rude. The doctor said it was in the 3rd quartile!

 

[Bbl87]

So you have a big dick and you're tall???

Eh, big dick adjacent. And tall, but not NBA tall.

 

[Bbl87]

Are you talking about me? I can read this you know. Rude.

Nah, you're good. I wouldn't deny you the hot e-dickings.

 

[SWR101]

*has strap-on … will travel.

Go on…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Eh, big dick adjacent. And tall, but not NBA tall.

Lmfao @ big dick adjacent

 

[crazychemgirl]

Go on…

Pegging is NMK … sorry.

 

[Bbl87]

Lmfao @ big dick adjacent

Laughs or orgarsms. Whichever I'm passing out, I'm doin' my job.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Laughs or orgarsms. Whichever I'm passing out, I'm doin' my job.

Well I can only comment on the former.

 

[Bbl87]

Well I can only comment on the former.

If you could comment on the latter, I'd have questions.

 

[aussiegeekygal]

I have never been so excited to dig in to a book!!

Randomly peeked at the bibliography and my curiosity instantly piqued

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Am I an idiot cuz I think it’s worth risking death for the chance to fuck @morelikeasong with a strap-on?

No, probably makes you smarter than average.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I have never been so excited to dig in to a book!!

Randomly peeked at the bibliography and my curiosity instantly piqued

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Where's the bit on Alpacas????

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have never been so excited to dig in to a book!!

Randomly peeked at the bibliography and my curiosity instantly piqued

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Bonobos rule.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have never been so excited to dig in to a book!!

Randomly peeked at the bibliography and my curiosity instantly piqued

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Tell me when you get to pages 99-103

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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I'm kinda shocked at my number. I really thought it was less. But would you look at the most recent poster... he's back at it

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I'm kinda shocked at my number. I really thought it was less. But would you look at the most recent poster... he's back at it

I feel like such a floozy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I feel like such a floozy

That word just doesn't get used enough. Even when it's apt

 

[MindYaBitness]

I feel like such a floozy

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