I gotta say, one of the worst things about being tall is it makes any standing position a bitch. Almost impossible to get things to line up well without a similarly tall partner. Or a step stool. But that's its own scary wobbly adventure.
I love that there are Hanukkah ones! I’ll take the dreidel and the a-dom-inable snowman
she was distracted by holiday sexual positions...i think im safe.
I didn’t notice the Xmas tree here but it makes me laugh
That’s when she strikes!
Hey you don't hear Jack Ass complain when he has a date with his horse ho.... He just ee-aww ee-awws on in there like a champ
Ohhh there’s too many good ones!! Great selection CCG! I’ve got thoughts on these!
Stocking stuffer is great, indeed!Stocking stuffer is
Same dude. Same.
Are you getting me a girl with a strap-on for Christmas??
I think it’s more likely that’s when I’m stricken, but tomato tomahto
*has strap-on … will travel.
Perfect! I got this shipping box all wrapped and ready. Those are air holes. I promise!
I have concerns.
Hey, I'm not gonna look at gift horse in the mouth. Sex is sex.
Am I an idiot cuz I think it’s worth risking death for the chance to fuck @morelikeasong with a strap-on?
I'm just gonna say...
Your condolences are greatly appreciated. Many a boner was killed as a result of the experiences.
I have a sturdy stepstool for just such a purpose. My spouse isn't really that tall, I'm just short enough that "lining things up" can be problematic
