Sex & Shenanigans

[Wriggle]

bibliotekarie booknerds are the hottest...

There's no way I'm going to complete against you for a - looks up the etymology - a book carrier.

 

[vagrantx]

There's no way I'm going to complete against you for a - looks up the etymology - a book carrier.

I'm not going to try to cockblock you!! You go, dude, I'm rooting for you!

 

[Wriggle]

I'm not going to try to cockblock you!! You go, dude, I'm rooting for you!

You can sit at the bottom of the bed and be my translator.

 

[BrendaBear]

You can sit at the bottom of the bed and be my translator.

More likely @vagrantx would be an instigator.

 

[Wriggle]

More likely @vagrantx would be an instigator.

Brenda.
Please.
I man can only handle so much cruelty.

 

[LostHorizon]

This is a fascinating marketing strategy.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm open to all offers, baby.

Hold the fuck on. Reins? I didn't offer kinky shit. I mean, not that kind of kinky shit.

Geez. Offer an inch and he takes a marathon.

Now I see how it is.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

 

[Tallulah82]

Now I see how it is.

@morelikeasong can take all the inches she wants. You, on the other hand, are limited in inches.

 

[crazychemgirl]

@morelikeasong can take all the inches she wants. You, on the other hand, are limited in inches.

Can I have some inches?

 

[Tallulah82]

Can I have some inches?

Miles and fucking miles.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

@morelikeasong can take all the inches she wants. You, on the other hand, are limited in inches.

That ain’t the only thing I’m limited in toots!

Hey…wait…

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can I have some inches?

I thought you were all metric and junk?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Miles and fucking miles.

Fine. Be that way. I don’t even care.

 

[UnquietDreams]

She is a librarian, too

Ooohhhh...

I am rarely envious. I am now.

 

[UnquietDreams]

bibliotekarie booknerds are the hottest...

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

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[lavendersilk]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I'm gonna have to buy a lot of purple body paint...

 

[Qky75]

FML. I can't read. That does it

 

[SWR101]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

“Which one do you want to try?”

Yes, the answer is “yes”

 

[MindYaBitness]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I'd like to start with the "everybody is playing football" and end with the "turkey baster", please!

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I am always partial to "The Grinch..."

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Start off cozy with Santa’s Helper and transition to stocking stuffer!!!

Stocking stuffer is

Likely the one handed drummer boy

Same dude. Same.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I really just want the Grinch.

 

[lavendersilk]

I am always partial to "The Grinch..."

I really just want the Grinch.

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