Sex & Shenanigans

[morelikeasong]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I love that there are Hanukkah ones ! I’ll take the dreidel and the a-dom-inable snowman

 

[Bbl87]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

I gotta say, one of the worst things about being tall is it makes any standing position a bitch. Almost impossible to get things to line up well without a similarly tall partner. Or a step stool. But that's its own scary wobbly adventure.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I love that there are Hanukkah ones ! I’ll take the dreidel and the a-dom-inable snowman

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[TXRafe]

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she was distracted by holiday sexual positions...i think im safe.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

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I didn’t notice the Xmas tree here but it makes me laugh

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

she was distracted by holiday sexual positions...i think im safe.

That’s when she strikes!

 

[Qky75]

I gotta say, one of the worst things about being tall is it makes any standing position a bitch. Almost impossible to get things to line up well without a similarly tall partner. Or a step stool. But that's its own scary wobbly adventure.

Hey you don't hear Jack Ass complain when he has a date with his horse ho.... He just ee-aww ee-awws on in there like a champ

 

[Sammysub07]

I’ve got some more Christmas themed sex positions … with some bonus Hanukkah ones for our Jewish companions.

Ohhh there’s too many good ones!! Great selection CCG! I’ve got thoughts on these!

1)Start with the grinch..cause why not?!

2)I’d say move on with everyone else is playing football This can definitely take place while watching football..might just be me?

3) Picking up speed with The Turkey Baster

4) and the subby in me needing it to end with A-Dom-inable Snowman the snowman just can’t melt from the heat k?

Stocking stuffer is


Same dude. Same.

Stocking stuffer is great, indeed!

@Qky75 im sure would agree instead of thinking about the drummer boy moves! Haha

 

[crazychemgirl]

Merry FUCKING Christmas ….,


I think for everyone this holiday season you should all treat yourselves with one (or more) of these positions.

 

[morelikeasong]

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Are you getting me a girl with a strap-on for Christmas??
… don’t tell me, I wanna be surprised. I can’t wait!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you getting me a girl with a strap-on for Christmas??
… don’t tell me, I wanna be surprised. I can’t wait!

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[morelikeasong]

That’s when she strikes!

I think it’s more likely that’s when I’m stricken, but tomato tomahto

 

[crazychemgirl]

Are you getting me a girl with a strap-on for Christmas??
… don’t tell me, I wanna be surprised. I can’t wait!

*has strap-on … will travel.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

*has strap-on … will travel.

Perfect! I got this shipping box all wrapped and ready. Those are air holes. I promise!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Perfect! I got this shipping box all wrapped and ready. Those are air holes. I promise!

I have concerns.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I have concerns.

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[Bbl87]

Hey you don't here Jack Ass complain when he has a date with his horse ho.... He just ee-aww ee-awws on in there like a champ

Hey, I'm not gonna look at gift horse in the mouth. Sex is sex.

I'm just sayin', when you're almost a foot taller than your partner, things get complicated!

 

[crazychemgirl]

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Am I an idiot cuz I think it’s worth risking death for the chance to fuck @morelikeasong with a strap-on?

 

[Bbl87]

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I'm just gonna say...

The number of "women" who are clearly men who have messaged me because they want the hot e-dickings on here...

Has given me trust issues, so I get it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Am I an idiot cuz I think it’s worth risking death for the chance to fuck @morelikeasong with a strap-on?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

I'm just gonna say...

The number of "women" who are clearly men who have messaged me because they want the hot e-dickings on here...

Has given me trust issues, so I get it.

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[morelikeasong]

Am I an idiot cuz I think it’s worth risking death for the chance to fuck @morelikeasong with a strap-on?

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[crazychemgirl]

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Omg I love her hair!!

Sometimes I miss my blue hair.

 

[Bbl87]

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Your condolences are greatly appreciated. Many a boner was killed as a result of the experiences.

For all the lost boners...

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

So I forgot how to check this yesterday but remembered today. I have a problem don’t I?