Qky75
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Beats what my father-in-law's choice was: the I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas
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Bry1313
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It was the mocking tone dammit, not the words themselves.Wait, your strap on is only an inch?
I better be careful what I say though because I caught some flack last week merely mentioning that my new toy was surprisingly “travel sized”
Tallulah82
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Ok, confession time here...Wait, your strap on is only an inch?
I better be careful what I say though because I caught some flack last week merely mentioning that my new toy was surprisingly “travel sized”
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
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I love me some Art the Clown and creative names for genitals. 
morelikeasong
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I saw a hilarious video of a kid telling a mall-type santa that he wanted a hippopotamus and the Santa telling him that hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal
vagrantx
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My brain can't not read this as the hiphopapotamus.. I'm really trying but I can't. Because I'm the rhymenocerous and I'm horny (I'M HORNY)
BrendaBear
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Sex toys for Barbie?? That bitch gets everything!Ok, confession time here...
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
morelikeasong
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Not that you asked… but I recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2 if you still need one. It’s been my go-to for a long time now and the customer service was great sending me a new one when I had to replace it after for having it a couple years (it has a 10yr warranty I think)Ok, confession time here...
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
Wriggle
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I am currently in between crushes.
BrendaBear
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Tallulah82
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I shall seek!
Qky75
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Man......not the first time I've heard this.....oh about toys I mean.Ok, confession time here...
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
Bry1313
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Tallulah82
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I prefer to layer my crushes so when one asks for something kinky like reins, I can rely on others to keep the tone level...
Wriggle
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vagrantx
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Qky75
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I love "sexiest girl in the room" lmao
Wriggle
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And when you're on the streetDepending on the street
I bet you are definitely in the top three
Good looking girls on the street
Depending on the street
vagrantx
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Wriggle
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I've never anticipated a vocaroo more.
Wriggle
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Except that other Swedish lady who sent explicit stuff messages in her native tongue that gave me asmr
vagrantx
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there are other swedish ladies here?? undercover??
I'm not alooone!
Wriggle
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She is a librarian, toothere are other swedish ladies here?? undercover??
vagrantx
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booknerds are the hottest...
