It was the mocking tone dammit, not the words themselves.Wait, your strap on is only an inch?
I better be careful what I say though because I caught some flack last week merely mentioning that my new toy was surprisingly “travel sized”
Ok, confession time here...Wait, your strap on is only an inch?
I better be careful what I say though because I caught some flack last week merely mentioning that my new toy was surprisingly “travel sized”
I saw a hilarious video of a kid telling a mall-type santa that he wanted a hippopotamus and the Santa telling him that hippos kill more people in Africa than any other animal
My brain can't not read this as the hiphopapotamus.. I'm really trying but I can't. Because I'm the rhymenocerous and I'm horny (I'M HORNY)
Sex toys for Barbie?? That bitch gets everything!Ok, confession time here...
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
Not that you asked… but I recommend the Satisfyer Pro 2 if you still need one. It’s been my go-to for a long time now and the customer service was great sending me a new one when I had to replace it after for having it a couple years (it has a 10yr warranty I think)Ok, confession time here...
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
I am currently in between crushes.
I shall seek!
Man......not the first time I've heard this.....oh about toys I mean.Ok, confession time here...
I broke my last womanizer so when I bought the latest one, I chose one that seemed a bit more compact.
It's fucking tiny. I swear my clit isn't monster size but this tiny toy... My god, it's like it's for a Barbie doll or something. I was not impressed.
I prefer to layer my crushes so when one asks for something kinky like reins, I can rely on others to keep the tone level...
I love "sexiest girl in the room" lmao
And when you're on the street
I've never anticipated a vocaroo more.
Except that other Swedish lady who sent explicit stuff messages in her native tongue that gave me asmr
there are other swedish ladies here?? undercover??
I'm not alooone!
She is a librarian, toothere are other swedish ladies here?? undercover??
bibliotekarie
booknerds are the hottest...
There's no way I'm going to complete against you for a - looks up the etymology - a book carrier.bibliotekarie
