Sex & Shenanigans

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Bad monkey!

Don't encourage her behavior!

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[crazychemgirl]

Love a woman that can count.

What other traits do you love

 

[UnquietDreams]

But you’re too sweet and fun … I don’t believe it.

Well, that's true -- I am delightful.

 

[UnquietDreams]

I seen plenty of those postings of yours. Not quite what I had in mind.

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I have a whole series of them in hammocks if you are interested.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Totally … I can change my skin tone and hair colour on command.

“Years of exposure to toxic chemical fumes gave here the power to blah blah blah…

She now uses that power to entertain weirdos on the internet! And maybe commit a crime here or there.”

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Not anymore!!

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[Mrtenant]

What other traits do you love

Making me sandwiches is pretty high on my list.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Not anymore!!

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[Mrtenant]

“Years of exposure to toxic chemical fumes gave here the power to blah blah blah…

She now uses that power to entertain weirdos on the internet! And maybe commit a crime here or there.”

Who you calling weirdo? You got something against weirdos?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Ah but you do know me!! You've played monopoly!

 

[MindYaBitness]

Making me sandwiches is pretty high on my list.

Like, regular sandwiches, or fun sandwiches?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Bad monkey!

Don't encourage her behavior!

Oh, no, please. Encourage her.

 

[Mrtenant]

Like, regular sandwiches, or fun sandwiches?

Regular sandwiches. What kinda perv you think I am? And hold the mayo. Thanks.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Who you calling weirdo? You got something against weirdos?

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

Ah but you do know me!! You've played monopoly!

I only play it's anti-capitalist predecessor.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh, no, please. Encourage her.

Shut your posty mouth!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I only play it's anti-capitalist predecessor.

I'm still in this comrade!
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[crazychemgirl]

What are you most looking forward to this Christmas?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

What are you most looking forward to this Christmas?

Does wishing @Bry1313 A Merry Christmas count?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I could go for some gingerbread right now…


Anyone else?

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

I could go for some gingerbread right now…


Anyone else?

I could go for my sister in law's famous gingerbread cookies! I think there is crack in them!

 

[TXRafe]

I could go for some gingerbread right now…


Anyone else?

I could go for my sister in law's famous gingerbread cookies! I think there is crack in them!

the local grocery store has these mini gingerbread sandwiches with icing in the middle...they are the perfect combination of spice and sweet...so so good...they taste like what little debbie oatmeal cream pies wish they tasted like.

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Though if you want … you can PM me your crush and I will PM them and tell them someone has a crush on them.

You can choose to have it anonymous or let the person know who you are.


All in PM so it’s still secret and confidential

Is this 7th grade again. Oh God.... Just kill me now.

Absolutely no one crushes on me …



And if you do … you’re probably a weirdo.

First of all, you are wrong.
Second of all, yes.

 

[lavendersilk]

What are you most looking forward to this Christmas?

Time off... and getting off.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I could go for some ginger head right now…


Anyone else?

Yeah I could!


I’ll see myself out now.