Sex & Shenanigans

[UnquietDreams]

Which doesn’t belong in your vas deferens.

Unless maybe you’re The Thing. But how many of us are him?

Come a little closer, I'll tell you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Come a little closer, I'll tell you.

Are you trying to make her cum with one finger …



Cuz I know I can do that.

 

[SWR101]

So you don’t have an erection that’s lasted more than 4 hours?

Damn, no, finally went down at 3 hours and 58 minutes

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Are you trying to make her cum with one finger …



Cuz I know I can do that.

So many wrong things about this

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Come a little closer, I'll tell you.

Not that thing!

 

[UnquietDreams]

Are you trying to make her cum with one finger …



Cuz I know I can do that.

I have faith in you, too.

 

[crazychemgirl]

So many wrong things about this

Why? …


What’s wrong with cumming?


Are you against the female orgasm?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not that thing!

That's what she said...

 

[UnquietDreams]

Not that thing!

I was always more an Adams Family fan than the Fantastic Four.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Click the punctuation

Close, soooooo close, yet so far

 

[UnquietDreams]

Click the punctuation

I did, and the hand. Went nowhere...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I did, and the hand. Went nowhere...

That’s what he said

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Why? …


What’s wrong with cumming?


Are you against the female orgasm?

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[Mrtenant]

If you were slightly more clever, you'd have found it by now. My boobies are hidden everywhere!

I seen plenty of those postings of yours. Not quite what I had in mind.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Blue-footed_Booby_%28Sula_nebouxii%29_-one_leg_raised.jpg/340px-Blue-footed_Booby_%28Sula_nebouxii%29_-one_leg_raised.jpg

 

[MindYaBitness]

I seen plenty of those postings of yours. Not quite what I had in mind.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8f/Blue-footed_Booby_%28Sula_nebouxii%29_-one_leg_raised.jpg/340px-Blue-footed_Booby_%28Sula_nebouxii%29_-one_leg_raised.jpg

Well, that's one...

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hhhmmmm with 19266 posts do I have a problem!? AFAF

 

[crazychemgirl]

Well, that's one...

The uniboob strikes again.

 

[JerseyJade]

Hhhmmmm with 19266 posts do I have a problem!? AFAF

Yeah... you have a big problem and it has nothing to with the number of your posts!

 

[Mrtenant]

@Mrtenant don’t say I don’t ever do anything for you my dear

Those were all you?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Yeah... you have a big problem and it has nothing to with the number of your posts!

I said AFAF!

No one said "BJ" into a mirror three times and summond you! Be gone!!

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Yeah... you have a big problem and it has nothing to with the number of your posts!

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[crazychemgirl]

Those were all you?

Totally … I can change my skin tone and hair colour on command.

 

[Mrtenant]

Well, that's one...

Love a woman that can count.

 

[Mrtenant]

Totally … I can change my skin tone and hair colour on command.

Really?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

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Bad monkey!

Don't encourage her behavior!