Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I have a modest 3,000 posts.... likely because I can't get a word in edgeways between the monkey and the unquiet one.

It’s ok… your contributions matter.

 

[SWR101]

What’s a post count?

(I’m kidding, I just don’t care about mine)

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s ok… your contributions matter.

ugggh enough with the hot boner lava

 

[morelikeasong]

What’s a post count?

(I’m kidding, I just don’t care about mine)

Don’t act like you’re above us!

 

[crazychemgirl]

What’s a post count?

(I’m kidding, I just don’t care about mine)

You know deep down you do.

 

[Qky75]

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[crazychemgirl]

ugggh enough with the hot boner lava

You love my boner lava… don’t lie.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

You love my boner lava… don’t lie.

Only when it’s hot

 

[SWR101]

You love my boner lava… don’t lie.

Rawr….

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only when it’s hot

not when it’s ROCK HARD …??

 

[SWR101]

not when it’s ROCK HARD …??

Double rawr…

 

[crazychemgirl]

Rawr….

Yes … I love dinosaurs too.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

not when it’s ROCK HARD …??

I think you should maybe consult a physician?

Paging Dr. @morelikeasong !

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Double rawr…

This concerns me.

 

[SWR101]

This concerns me.

Triple rawr…

 

[crazychemgirl]

This concerns me.

YOU concern me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

YOU concern me.

Yeah but we’ve established you’re mental.

 

[Qky75]

not when it’s ROCK HARD …??

At this point in life we're just happy with firmly formed.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Y’all know that boner lava isn’t the boner…right?

 

[morelikeasong]

not when it’s ROCK HARD …??

I think you should maybe consult a physician?

Paging Dr. @morelikeasong !

You rang?
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[SalaciousMonkey22]

You rang?
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Yeah, I just wanted to see you
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[UnquietDreams]

Y’all know that boner lava isn’t the boner…right?

Well, yeah, but cold lava is a rock, so...

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Well, yeah, but cold lava is a rock, so...

Which doesn’t belong in your vas deferens.

Unless maybe you’re The Thing. But how many of us are him?

 

[morelikeasong]

Yeah, I just wanted to see you
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So you don’t have an erection that’s lasted more than 4 hours?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

So you don’t have an erection that’s lasted more than 4 hours?

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