UnquietDreams
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Oh fine, if HE comes...Oh .. if YOU come you have to be naked.
I see how it is...
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Oh fine, if HE comes...Oh .. if YOU come you have to be naked.
https://media.giphy.com/media/UNeHvSzLsXwE8/giphy.gifWhere’s my eye roll reaction Lit?!!!
https://media1.tenor.com/m/OYeVzEmQREMAAAAd/pretty-accurate-ashleigh-ruggles-stanley.gifThat's me: sweet but wildly inappropriate
I have heard that about most swinger clubs. Not the Santa part, but hell, if you only come once a year...I don’t know. I’ve never been to a swingers club. But there are ones in NYC that only allow women and couples. No single men.
Except Santa, they let him in solo from why I hear.
We need one man to “toy” with …Oh fine, if HE comes...
I see how it is...
Pick me pick me pick me!!!We need one man to “toy” with …
Might not be what you want.
Sacrifices are much better fresh.
A 7 day trip to the Caribbean, drinks, food and airfare included.Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??
(Like in the Santa Clause movie)
I didn’t reply to you.I’m still in?
Oh right. Leaves room, my mistake.I didn’t reply to you.
https://www.actionfigure411.com/star-wars/images/millennium-falcon-2193.jpgOk what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??
(Like in the Santa Clause movie)
Right? Like a.... a... party favor.We need one man to “toy” with …
Might not be what you want.
Sacrifices are much better fresh.
My little brother had one of those...
I asked for one, did not get it.My little brother had one of those...![]()
Truth. Every day after work it’s straight into comfy clothes!
Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??
(Like in the Santa Clause movie)
There goes my answer.A real tangible thing … like a toy you never got.
You got all the toys you ever wanted? You lucky dog!There goes my answer.
Fucking facts.
My whole body literally contracts at that picture.
Right?? And that man was perfect as Marv. Fucking brilliant.Fucking facts.
Mine too. And my leg twitched.My whole body literally contracts at that picture.
When I was I think 10. I was at school and stepped on a board that luckily missed my foot. What didn’t was the other side of the board that also had a nail that planted itself right in the back of my calf as I went to take a step. So yeah I fucking hate that scene!
My robo vac is named MarvRight?? And that man was perfect as Marv. Fucking brilliant.
I will take that.Right? Like a.... a... party favor.
Or a Piñata...![]()
Ohh man!! I’ll never forget it! Christmas of ‘95 and I was 10. Not myself or my other three siblings got what we wanted, times were tough. We’d been gifted cool things but not like the “it” toys our friends received. So we were a little bummed.Ok shenanigang ….
I want one Christmas memory … can be sexy, funny, embarrassing, etc … whatever you want.
Share your best Christmas memory with us.
Oohh that would be fun!! Ordered an Elf Onesie, too!! I’m down if there’s an invite!Who else wants to come?
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