Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

I love how this thread goes from wildly inappropriate to genuinely sweet.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

 

[Qky75]

I love how this thread goes from wildly inappropriate to genuinely sweet.

That's me: sweet but wildly inappropriate

 

[crazychemgirl]

That's me: sweet but wildly inappropriate

I like you like that btw

 

[SWR101]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

A stress free Christmas…

 

[crazychemgirl]

A stress free Christmas…

A real tangible thing … like a toy you never got.

 

[SWR101]

A real tangible thing … like a toy you never got.

You say that like my hypertension isn’t tangible…

I don’t know, snow on Christmas, then? (I have seen snow less than a dozen times in over 4 decades)

 

[crazychemgirl]

You say that like my hypertension isn’t tangible…

I don’t know, snow on Christmas, then? (I have seen snow less than a dozen times in over 4 decades)

I LOVE SNOW AT CHRISTMAS!!!

We only get it very very rarely.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

A unicorn

 

[crazychemgirl]

A unicorn

You too!!


I hate you all.

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You say that like my hypertension isn’t tangible…

I don’t know, snow on Christmas, then? (I have seen snow less than a dozen times in over 4 decades)

I LOVE SNOW AT CHRISTMAS!!!

We only get it very very rarely.

I usually would have enough to share with BOTH of you... but not this year! I see green/brown grass

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

You too!!


I hate you all.

Fine... goats. A yard full of goats

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fine... goats. A yard full of goats

I like your style.

 

[SWR101]

A unicorn

Hello there…

https://www.gifcen.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/unicorn-gif-10.gif

 

[LostHorizon]

A unicorn

Swingers clubs supposedly have those any time of the year.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Swingers clubs supposedly have those any time of the year.

You’d think but they are harder to find than ACTUAL unicorns IMO

 

[UnquietDreams]

Fine!

Men, we are having our own sleepover!

We will...um...

...drink a lot and complain we aren't invited to the girl's sleepover, most likely.

 

[LostHorizon]

You’d think but they are harder to find than ACTUAL unicorns IMO

I don’t know. I’ve never been to a swingers club. But there are ones in NYC that only allow women and couples. No single men.

Except Santa, they let him in solo from why I hear.

 

[SWR101]

Fine!

Men, we are having our own sleepover!

We will...um...

...drink a lot and complain we aren't invited to the girl's sleepover, most likely.

Probably play video games, eat pizza, and drink

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hello there…

https://www.gifcen.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/12/unicorn-gif-10.gif

Where’s my eye roll reaction Lit?!!!

 

[LostHorizon]

Fine!

Men, we are having our own sleepover!

We will...um...

...drink a lot and complain we aren't invited to the girl's sleepover, most likely.

No thanks,

I’m going to sneak into the ladies sleepover wearing a nightgown.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Ok what could Santa give you to make believe he existed??



(Like in the Santa Clause movie)

A mirror that lets me see myself how other people do (could be curse or gift I suppose)

A real tangible thing … like a toy you never got.

The Batmobile set from the original Batman movie. I wanted it sooo bad. But alas it never happened.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No thanks,

I’m going to sneak into the ladies sleepover wearing a nightgown.

I think your penis tent will give you away.

 

[cactusjack0584]

Fine!

Men, we are having our own sleepover!

We will...um...

...drink a lot and complain we aren't invited to the girl's sleepover, most likely.

I’m in!

 

[Wriggle]

Oh .. if YOU come you have to be naked.

I'll turn up in a tux.
Bring drinks in just an apron.
&
Be naked when required.