Sex & Shenanigans

Well, I'm not currently taking applications, as the position is filled. However, if the past is any indicator: become friends, followed by months of charming banter, then surprising attraction, and then... the rest is classified 😁
By months...she means m o n t h s and if you are uncharming one time.....fuck Mindy I made that joke about goat fuckers ONE TIME..... ... nope. Back to the end of the line for ol' Q.
 
I just popped in to see what was going on here. Interesting article.

If I read that correctly, men should watch real lesbian porn (amateur would be best, I think), and take detailed notes. With both hands on the desk.

I will research this. Maybe I should apply for a government grant...
This an unexpected, yet exceptional takeaway.
The one caveat being that it is lesbian porn produced for the female gaze, not the male gaze.

I think it's time I start my Sex Ed back up.
Whaddya all think?
 
So, if you have a cam buddy, most of those are true at once 🤷‍♀️

What if you used a clit sucker on yourself? Is that a 👍 or 😮. What if a guy watches?

Depends, if the guy watching is controlling my toy (maybe not a clit sucker). 😉😁😂

Oh my clit sucker is actually controllable but i like a nice steady suction 😂

More accurate is 👍🏻 and 😯
• If electronic toys are being controlled remotely, I would still consider it a “😲
• If someone else is there in person pressing the toy against/into you for a majority of your Os, then I would consider it a “😍” or “🤣
• If you’re moving an electronic toy around with your own hands, I’d still consider it a “😲
• If you’re moving a non-electronic toy, like a dildo, with your own hands, then I would consider it a “👍

I love how nobody is laughing
IKR?! Guys need to step up their game!

i feel like hot people like to see themselves...me, i am also good with the phone 😂

I'm visual, I want to hear AND see. Vocal will do in a pinch, but video is where it's at!

I think it's more about seeing your partner

And apparently some of us aren't good at the audio parts 😝

Idk… I’m a decently hot person and I have zero interest in camming. And I know some guys who are not hot at all who love to cam 🤣. I think it’s just a personal preference thing. I love phone sex!

There are other ways to satisfy the visual needs. 😉

I like visual too but depending on my mood I am more aroused by audio. When I watch videos many times I’ll put the phone down and just listen.

A voice can be way more erotic than a webcam in my opinion.
(even though I enjoyed the webcam era in my younger days)

i hate being in front of a camera, it takes entirely too much focus, its like having to put on a mask X1000...so i do much better with the aural.

I don't like porn, that's not the kind of visual that does it for me. I like to see my partner though, there's an intimacy, or maybe safety is a good word, in seeing & hearing that he's as turned on as I am. To each their own, though. There is no one right or wrong way to get off
I do not love being in front of a camera, or seeing myself. Phone (or more likely: voice chat) sex is fun and low-pressure. Personally though, when I get really worked up and lose myself in the moment, I can get…very vocal, but not verbal. Much more moaning than dirty talk. It can be more fun for my partner to actually see how much pleasure he’s inspiring, when I often fail to verbalize it. That being said, with my numerous health issues, sometimes I just don’t feel cute and don’t want to be on camera at all. Those times that I do feel up to it though…I lovvve seeing his reactions and facial expressions! ❤️😻❤️ The smiles, the lust, the amazement, that smug smirk he gets when he knows I’m 1000% HIS kitty cumslut…fuck yesssss! 🔥🥵🔥
 
This an unexpected, yet exceptional takeaway.
The one caveat being that it is lesbian porn produced for the female gaze, not the male gaze.

I think it's time I start my Sex Ed back up.
Whaddya all think?
Education is very important. When does school start? (I figure: you're never too old to learn).
 
• If electronic toys are being controlled remotely, I would still consider it a “😲
• If someone else is there in person pressing the toy against/into you for a majority of your Os, then I would consider it a “😍” or “🤣
• If you’re moving an electronic toy around with your own hands, I’d still consider it a “😲
• If you’re moving a non-electronic toy, like a dildo, with your own hands, then I would consider it a “👍


IKR?! Guys need to step up their game!
















I do not love being in front of a camera, or seeing myself. Phone (or more likely: voice chat) sex is fun and low-pressure. Personally though, when I get really worked up and lose myself in the moment, I can get…very vocal, but not verbal. Much more moaning than dirty talk. It can be more fun for my partner to actually see how much pleasure he’s inspiring, when I often fail to verbalize it. That being said, with my numerous health issues, sometimes I just don’t feel cute and don’t want to be on camera at all. Those times that I do feel up to it though…I lovvve seeing his reactions and facial expressions! ❤️😻❤️ The smiles, the lust, the amazement, that smug smirk he gets when he knows I’m 1000% HIS kitty cumslut…fuck yesssss! 🔥🥵🔥
the moans and sighs and groans and screams and going back and forth with each other is way hotter than the dirty talk, imo...so i wouldnt even worry that you lose your words during 🥵🥵🥵
 
• If electronic toys are being controlled remotely, I would still consider it a “😲
• If someone else is there in person pressing the toy against/into you for a majority of your Os, then I would consider it a “😍” or “🤣
• If you’re moving an electronic toy around with your own hands, I’d still consider it a “😲
• If you’re moving a non-electronic toy, like a dildo, with your own hands, then I would consider it a “👍


IKR?! Guys need to step up their game!
















I do not love being in front of a camera, or seeing myself. Phone (or more likely: voice chat) sex is fun and low-pressure. Personally though, when I get really worked up and lose myself in the moment, I can get…very vocal, but not verbal. Much more moaning than dirty talk. It can be more fun for my partner to actually see how much pleasure he’s inspiring, when I often fail to verbalize it. That being said, with my numerous health issues, sometimes I just don’t feel cute and don’t want to be on camera at all. Those times that I do feel up to it though…I lovvve seeing his reactions and facial expressions! ❤️😻❤️ The smiles, the lust, the amazement, that smug smirk he gets when he knows I’m 1000% HIS kitty cumslut…fuck yesssss! 🔥🥵🔥
You get it!!!!!
 
Have you tried him controlling one toy while you control another? I highly recommend a Lush 2 & bullet combo!
I’ve had a lot of fun controlling my dildo myself while he controls the Lush 3 that I press against my clit. Just got a clit-sucker too, so yay more options!

Ha! He wishes.

I'm the instigator of Friendly vag
Ahhh and here I’ve been making friendly vag friends the old fashioned way! 😲
 
I don't like porn, that's not the kind of visual that does it for me. I like to see my partner though, there's an intimacy, or maybe safety is a good word, in seeing & hearing that he's as turned on as I am. To each their own, though. There is no one right or wrong way to get off
Not even written smut? How'd you end up on a pornsite forum? 😬
 
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