Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Robots
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the end is nye...

https://i.ibb.co/QjwPkZK/Screenshot-2024-12-13-at-19-20-26-My-lesla-robot-aiter-I-ask-tor-road-head-tor-the-time-today-i-Funn.png

 

[morelikeasong]

Why did I just feel an elbow to my stomach as I got shoved out the way?

Sorry! I didn’t mean to push. I was just so excited.

 

[Bry1313]

I've seen you use this cute bastard a few times. What emotion does it relay?

It’s the “ok, there’s a story here, I’m just gonna eat my popcorn while they spill it”

Especially useful the moment the original poster seems sus, hence the frequent use of it in replying to @OrdinaryPerson

 

[Bry1313]

Sorry! I didn’t mean to push. I was just so excited.

Yeah right

 

[Wand3rlust]

You lot have NOT been busy at work today

 

[Dubinsky]

You lot have NOT been busy at work today

This thread is an amazing place, but it's always moved WAY too fast for me.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This thread is an amazing place, but it's always moved WAY too fast for me.

Amazing is pushing it, to be fair.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You lot have NOT been busy at work today

Well yeah. It's Friday. I do as little as humanly possible. When my direct line is ringing I'll typically roll my eyes and then take a few quick breaths to hype myself up so I don't sound completely crestfallen

 

[Dubinsky]

Amazing is pushing it, to be fair.

Well.

Perhaps.

But the people in it...

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Robots
https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/nintchdbpict0002485604011.jpg?crop=0px%2C0px%2C1500px%2C1000px&resize=620%2C413

the end is nye...

Informal poll for the ladies only:
React to this post with the emoji that corresponds to the source that provided most of your orgasms this year:
= yourself
= another woman
= a man
= a vibrator

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Informal poll for the ladies only:
React to this post with the emoji that corresponds to the source that provided most of your orgasms this year:
= yourself
= another woman
= a man
= a vibrator

( for me, since I can’t react to my own post)

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well.

Perhaps.

But the people in it...

I said what I said.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

( for me, since I can’t react to my own post)

Just do what everyone does and create an alt

 

[Wand3rlust]

Well yeah. It's Friday. I do as little as humanly possible. When my direct line is ringing I'll typically roll my eyes and then take a few quick breaths to hype myself up so I don't sound completely crestfallen

Same as most other days?

I wonder what you sound like when you're 'chipper'?

 

[Dubinsky]

I said what I said.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I said what I said.

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[Wand3rlust]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

FIFY

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Same as most other days?

Touché

I wonder what you sound like when you're 'chipper'?

I feel like this is how you view me

 

[MindYaBitness]

Informal poll for the ladies only:
React to this post with the emoji that corresponds to the source that provided most of your orgasms this year:
= yourself
= another woman
= a man
= a vibrator

So, if you have a cam buddy, most of those are true at once

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Okay, so maybe once or twice.

I think we already did our part there.

How's next week looking for you pretty girl?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

My day makes more sense now

It was worth the wait, wasn't it?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

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She's pretty. I bet she's fun. And probably won't make snide comments about how dull you are

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Informal poll for the ladies only:
React to this post with the emoji that corresponds to the source that provided most of your orgasms this year:
= yourself
= another woman
= a man
= a vibrator

What if you used a clit sucker on yourself? Is that a or . What if a guy watches?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So, if you have a cam buddy, most of those are true at once

Can I be the ?