Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Same, girl. Well, same in like an hour or so. No work tomorrow and it's a masturbation holiday

You yanks have masturbation holidays???

I guess you deserve something good amidst the chaos of the Cheeto

 

[MindYaBitness]

I knew you were the best wanker.


My pussy has the opposite effect on women, apparently

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdW40cDhsMWp1MDhxMmlsYjU4aG1ua3F3MTVjMXlyeDM5a2ZvcTEwdSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Lq0h93752f6J9tijrh/giphy.gif

 

[morelikeasong]

I'm willing to donate my fair share

10 minute timer…go!

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExdW40cDhsMWp1MDhxMmlsYjU4aG1ua3F3MTVjMXlyeDM5a2ZvcTEwdSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/Lq0h93752f6J9tijrh/giphy.gif

Now THOSE are some pussy lips?


Are you having flashbacks ??

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You yanks have masturbation holidays???

I guess you deserve something good amidst the chaos of the Cheeto

I was told by my employer that I had PTO to use and that I should use it or lose it. (Jk, they pay me out for unused but am I going to pass up a day of laying in bed eating pizza and watching creature commandos and challengers and porn? Of course not)

 

[crazychemgirl]

10 minute timer…go!

Omg I have such a great idea for my next date night with hubby … masturbation competition.. who can cum first???

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

10 minute timer…go!

What the hell is it with this 10 minute time limit? Is that some magical number that it takes you guys to cum?

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was told by my employer that I had PTO to use and that I should use it or lose it. (Jk, they pay me out for unused but am I going to pass up a day of laying in bed eating pizza and watching creature commandos and challengers and porn? Of course not)

That’s why I just had 5 days off lol

 

[Wand3rlust]

Same, girl. Well, same in like an hour or so. No work tomorrow and it's a masturbation holiday

In an hour you say?

*checks time *

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That’s why I just had 5 days off lol

Fuck me that sounds glorious

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fuck me that sounds glorious

it was.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

In an hour you say?

*checks time *

Alright, twist my arm, why doncha?
If I can finish this marg and a shot of whiskey I'll see you on skype

 

[Wand3rlust]

What the hell is it with this 10 minute time limit? Is that some magical number that it takes you guys to cum?

I wish I could fit one in that quick sometimes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Alright, twist my arm, why doncha?
If I can finish this marg and a shot of whiskey I'll see you on skype

*downloads Skype.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm weirdly proud of the fact that I outlasted the utter chaos that happened in this thread like 5-10 pages ago. Apologies to anyone who quoted a post that I didn't respond to. But let's be honest, I killed it

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

*downloads Skype.

It's funny because I got a new phone and I have no idea what my login is
Time to use the ol' forgot password function

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm weirdly proud of the fact that I outlasted the utter chaos that happened in this thread like 5-10 pages ago. Apologies to anyone who quoted a post that I didn't respond to. But let's be honest, I killed it

It was a wild night in shenanigans

 

[Wand3rlust]

It was a wild night in shenanigans

Was it though?

I mean. I had a wank break.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Was it though?

I mean. I had a wank break.

Yeah but don’t you always?

 

[Wand3rlust]

Yeah but don’t you always?

Fair.

 

[SWR101]

You mean to tell me you don’t have a spammy spam ditch email for useless shit like tiktok … are you even an adult?

I have like 3 for different levels of spam

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Was it though?

I mean. I had a wank break.

You missed so much comedy that my cheeks hurt. The face ones.
You missed so much awww that I almost felt ill.
You missed sexy shower pics.
You missed sexy bow pics. But really @MindYaBitness release the @Lmizzler cut!
You might've been there for the great chicken debate. I can't remember, it's getting blurry

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have like 3 for different levels of spam

@deefalttwunnyfor this is how you adult babes

 

[MindYaBitness]

Now THOSE are some pussy lips?


Are you having flashbacks ??

I can't even en find a gif to accurately reflect the mangy illusion

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

@deefalttwunnyfor this is how you adult babes

But I can't remember all the passwords and mis-spellings of default and I don't completely trust all the big tech companies. I like to lie to myself and think that I'm tricking them by having different usernames and passwords