Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Hi baby

But how do you get the broccolis to stay where they are??

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

My troll vag is a scary sight to behold

I think these worthless Grinch pants will be the judge of that

… it will give you nightmares and make you unable to perform sexually

That's the boldest claim I've ever heard on all my years on this website. Truly rarefied air. Only @Little_Sister (it worked!) has ever achieved that to my knowledge

 

[UnquietDreams]

No no you don’t.


My troll vag is a scary sight to behold … it will give you nightmares and make you unable to perform sexually

https://64.media.tumblr.com/197b0c13da89cde34140c430e2bc712e/tumblr_p73mg2HxL11wt6nsao1_500.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I think these worthless Grinch pants will be the judge of that

That's the boldest claim I've ever heard on all my years on this website. Truly rarefied air. Only @Little_Sister (wow that's sad that didn't work) has ever achieved that to my knowledge

It’s bold but true.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Oh, that is a multifacited question...

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExcDdmOGJibDRnNzZ5Mml0a28yZDE4ODk1Z2Z5Ym1pcXd6OXBxd2Q4ZyZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/60rmfsw6EklXNgxgbx/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter

Is that more slippery or LESS slippery than real butter?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s bold but true.

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM2RheTJuZ281MnVnNTk2MWU1ajRuM2k2dmNoNmJubXI2amtzOTJjMCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/I5xVnGJRHZZf2/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExM2RheTJuZ281MnVnNTk2MWU1ajRuM2k2dmNoNmJubXI2amtzOTJjMCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/I5xVnGJRHZZf2/giphy.gif

Ok ok …. I’ll show you but don’t you DARE blame me when you are unable to get an erection in the future.

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok since @morelikeasong doesn’t approve of mayo …

What other substance would be best to be covered in head to toe before being ravaged by someone you love??

I don’t wanna be covered in anything!!
Well.. ok maybe one exception. But I don’t know about head to toe

 

[crazychemgirl]

Check your PM box @deefalttwunnyfor

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don’t wanna be covered in anything!!
Well.. ok maybe one exception. But I don’t know about head to toe

I feel like it would get crusty at one end before you got to the other.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I don’t wanna be covered in anything!!
Well.. ok maybe one exception. But I don’t know about head to toe

I'm willing to donate my fair share

 

[MindYaBitness]

From squash POV or??

https://i.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZ2g1aHMwdWEzdWFuc2h5d2lkY3Z3MjJiOWQ1eGY3MGp3MnF4MDBvdiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3ornjQYBRGv8E2Zqso/giphy.gif

 

[crazychemgirl]

I guess if @deefalttwunnyfor can’t see it I should share with the rest of you


pussy

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I guess if @deefalttwunnyfor can’t see it I should share with the rest of you


pussy

Not to belabor it but this still takes me to the login screen

 

[MindYaBitness]

Who doesn't want to see a video of lil ol' me biting a pillow and then shrieking in an octave that would make Mariah/Ariana jealous?

I feel like this is content we at OnlyMoms™ could definitely find an audience for

 

[Qky75]

Not to belabor it but this still takes me to the login screen

Same

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’m sorry my pussy is AGE APPROPRIATE… fucking god damn.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’m sorry my pussy is AGE APPROPRIATE… fucking god damn.

It won't even accept my email from montenegro. This tiktok sounds kinda racist

 

[Wand3rlust]

Good callback, where the hell did she go? To sleep?

Nah. Wanking.

 

[peekingone]

I guess if @deefalttwunnyfor can’t see it I should share with the rest of you


pussy

I get log in screen also. But may that is ok since I want more erections in the future.

 

[crazychemgirl]

It won't even accept my email from montenegro. This tiktok sounds kinda racist

You mean to tell me you don’t have a spammy spam ditch email for useless shit like tiktok … are you even an adult?

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Nah. Wanking.

Same, girl. Well, same in like an hour or so. No work tomorrow and it's a masturbation holiday

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nah. Wanking.

I knew you were the best wanker.


My pussy has the opposite effect on women, apparently

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

You mean to tell me you don’t have a spammy spam ditch email for useless shit like tiktok … are you even an adult?

It is my spammy email! That's why it's sourced from Montenegro!