Sex & Shenanigans

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I have masturbated in the shower/bath soooo many times and not once did I think to use soap

Well you're welcome. The rest of us have done the experimenting for you and can confidently relay that our findings are that it sucks. Actually it burns. Like a fire

 

[UnquietDreams]

There’s room for another grinch movie.

Nope, the original was perfect. The Grinch doesn't need a tragic backstory. (Neither did Maleficent. She was perfect as well.)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yucky. That sounds like a yeast infection.

Ok but hear me out …. Fruit by the foot as suspenders covering your nipples…


Someone needs to try this.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

ice > pop rocks

I never did the pop rocks thing. Probably because I'm still just in my sexy 20s

 

[crazychemgirl]

Nope, the original was perfect. The Grinch doesn't need a tragic backstory. (Neither did Maleficent. She was perfect as well.)

BUT ITS SO ADORABLE!!!


Also that movie was worth it for Angelina Jolie

 

[crazychemgirl]

@UnquietDreams you’re disinvited from naked movie night where I watch the new animated Grinch movie.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I never did the pop rocks thing. Probably because I'm still just in my sexy 20s

It’s 100% not worth it … imagine shards of glass on your dick.

Also sticky mess.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

It’s 100% not worth it … imagine shards of glass on your dick.

what in the goddamn hell. no

Also sticky mess.

You know what? I'm back in now

 

[UnquietDreams]

BUT ITS SO ADORABLE!!!


Also that movie was worth it for Angelina Jolie

She is in plenty of crappy movies. They could have come up with something original?

But Maleficent in Sleeping Beauty? "You didn't invite me to a child's birthday party. So for that, she will die, on her 16th birthday, by poking her finger." Death for a minor snub? Not instant, but you have to dread this for 16 years? I will tell you when and how, and you can't stop it? Next level. That is how fairies act.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It seems to be how it’s working

Only because you won't respect my authority

 

[UnquietDreams]

It’s 100% not worth it … imagine shards of glass on your dick.

Also sticky mess.

Okay, stick mess yes, but it didn't feel like shards of glass. Moderation is the key to getting Pop-Rocks head.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I see your hummus … and raise you everything bagel hummus

 

[crazychemgirl]

Only because you won't respect my authority

Sweetie … no one respects your authority.

 

[Bry1313]

@UnquietDreams you’re disinvited from naked movie night where I watch the new animated Grinch movie.

I stand by my position because I was never invited…..HA!

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I see your hummus … and raise you everything bagel hummus

Everything bagel?

You win the thread. PACK IT UP FOLKS.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I stand by my position because I was never invited…..HA!

You have to wear your bathing suit.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

What are your thoughts about masturbating with soak in the shower?

Not everything is a sexual aid.

Well you're welcome. The rest of us have done the experimenting for you and can confidently relay that our findings are that it sucks. Actually it burns. Like a fire

my single greatest strength in life is learning from other peoples mistakes.

 

[UnquietDreams]

@UnquietDreams you’re disinvited from naked movie night where I watch the new animated Grinch movie.

I wasn't aware I was invited...

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Only because you won't respect my authority

Following this comment train back is maybe my favorite interaction I've seen on Lit in weeks
The frustrated domme with the reluctant/bratty sub

 

[MindYaBitness]

In a side conversation, we were discussing pic mishaps, and it was requested that I share my most recent situation. I posted a bow pic in Chaos today. That was just o e of many of taken. The initial set of pics had a gold bow, that I somehow did not realize was not fully covering my lady bits until I previewed the pictures. Sweet fancy Moses , how? I did not know that the bow was not covering my lady bits all until I saw the pics is a mystery to me. In the shadow of the bow was my waxed lady bits. And yet, in that shadow appeared a poorly lit, ominous and mangy with a 5 o’ clock shadow, looking vag. People, I take good care of myself, so this mirage was horrifying. So much so that @crazychemgirl , @PassionatePanther , @OrdinaryPerson and of course @Mr_bogey wanted a visual. With originals permanently, I had to resort to my excellent artistry skills.

You're welcome
https://i.ibb.co/8gg45J6/20241211-163519.jpg

 

[crazychemgirl]

I wasn't aware I was invited...

This is why it pays more to be a rigid wank like @Bry1313

 

[crazychemgirl]

In a side conversation, we were discussing pic mishaps, and it was requested that I share my most recent situation. I posted a bow pic in Chaos today. That was just o e of many of taken. The initial set of pics had a gold bow, that I somehow did not realize was not fully covering my lady bits until I previewed the pictures. Sweet fancy Moses , how? I did not know that the bow was not covering my lady bits all until I saw the pics is a mystery to me. In the shadow of the bow was my waxed lady bits. And yet, in that shadow appeared a poorly lit, ominous and mangy with a 5 o’ clock shadow, looking vag. People, I take good care of myself, so this mirage was horrifying. So much so that @crazychemgirl , @PassionatePanther , @OrdinaryPerson and of course @Mr_bogey wanted a visual. With originals permanently, I had to resort to my excellent artistry skills.

You're welcome

This made my day … thank you.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I love you too

 

[PassionatePanther]

Following this comment train back is maybe my favorite interaction I've seen on Lit in weeks
The frustrated domme with the reluctant/bratty sub

They are the cutest, aren’t they

 

[UnquietDreams]

This is why it pays more to be a rigid wank like @Bry1313