Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

This made me audibly chuckle. Nothing gets me closer to orgasm than pressure. Wait, why do I have to get out? There's other holes

Do it … do it now!

CUM ALREADY DAMNIT

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That is the best ratio

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[crazychemgirl]

It's super sexy when I have to spit out the bones

Absolutely.


Guys love it when you spit on their bones

 

[MandaPandaa]

Isn't the timer for when snacking starts?

This is also what I thought. Snacking on a schedule.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Do it … do it now!

CUM ALREADY DAMNIT

If you're playing into my 'being told what to do kink' then just know that you've ruined a perfectly good pair of fleece Grinch pajama pants. BRB, everyone

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Do it … do it now!

CUM ALREADY DAMNIT

So they don't listen to you either when you try to be a Dom?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So they don't listen to you either when you try to be a Dom?

I’m a crappy domme …


My last girlfriend would just giggle at me when I told her what to do …

But then again I think she just liked it when I spanked her.

 

[Bry1313]

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

 

[crazychemgirl]

If you're playing into my 'being told what to do kink' then just know that you've ruined a perfectly good pair of fleece Grinch pajama pants. BRB, everyone

Which grinch?


I need to know whether to feel bad or not.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

This you?

https://nypost.com/2024/12/11/lifes...s-cries-after-sleeping-with-101-men-in-a-day/

I saw this today!!!!!!
She was crying about 100, but then later said that next time she's going for 1,000
I think there's a chance that she may need an intervention.

And I know just the guy to do it...

 

[crazychemgirl]

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

It’s only permitted if it’s miracle whip

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

I prefer the Costco avocado mayo or kewpie

 

[Bry1313]

So they don't listen to you either when you try to be a Dom?

Suggest better things

 

[morelikeasong]

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

I’m in the shower RN trying to wash myself clean of all thoughts of this

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Which grinch?


I need to know whether to feel bad or not.

Animated. Looks like the one from the cartoon version. From the 60s or whatever

 

[UnquietDreams]

This you?

https://nypost.com/2024/12/11/lifes...s-cries-after-sleeping-with-101-men-in-a-day/

"Yet, despite discussing how bad bedding 100 men in 24 hours was for her mental and physical health, Phillips recently declared that she plans to have sex with 1,000 men in a day."

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Suggest better things

That's not how it works

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I’ve got the Hellman’s ready

Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best was never so apt

 

[crazychemgirl]

Animated. Looks like the one from the cartoon version. From the 60s or whatever

Ok I’m sorry.


But next time just cum faster.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’m in the shower RN trying to wash myself clean of all thoughts of this

What are your thoughts about masturbating with soak in the shower?

 

[MandaPandaa]

I prefer the Costco avocado mayo or kewpie

Nothing beats Kewpie.

Also for some reason this seems relevant.
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[UnquietDreams]

So you’ve chosen your mid-sex snack

Yes...that was the snack that started the sex snack discussion.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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This you?

If you only knew.

 

[Bry1313]

It’s only permitted if it’s miracle whip

She said mayo, so mayo it will be, not mayo substitute

 

[MandaPandaa]

Animated. Looks like the one from the cartoon version. From the 60s or whatever

This is the way.