Sex & Shenanigans

[MandaPandaa]

Uhm … my dear … how is this different from any other time?

Accurate.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or...

A timer on banging?


Ok @deefalttwunnyfor you have 10 minutes … either you cum or you get out of the hole so someone else can take a turn.

 

[Wand3rlust]

This is why my chicken opinion is more reliable than yours

Oh @OrdinaryPerson was talking about @Bry1313 's feet. It all makes sense now. Bit harsh. But fair

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

I'm American, again, I'm sorry.

This works better if you're Canadian, eh?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Dear god no.

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

A timer on banging?


Ok @deefalttwunnyfor you have 10 minutes … either you cum or you get out of the hole so someone else can take a turn.

Isn't the timer for when snacking starts?

 

[UnquietDreams]

Or...

You have very organized group sex.

 

[morelikeasong]

Ok @deefalttwunnyfor you have 10 minutes … either you cum or you get out of the hole so someone else can take a turn

This sounds like something that started with an ugly grandma ad

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

Who wants to cover @OrdinaryPerson in mayo and eat her like a sandwich.


I heard she’s open to the possibility

 

[UnquietDreams]

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

I mean, suit yourself, but mayo?

 

[Wand3rlust]

It made 0 sense to me either. Neither? I don't know how words do

You're doing very very well. Considering

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

A timer on banging?


Ok @deefalttwunnyfor you have 10 minutes … either you cum or you get out of the hole so someone else can take a turn.

This made me audibly chuckle. Nothing gets me closer to orgasm than pressure. Wait, why do I have to get out? There's other holes

 

[Wand3rlust]

It is sort of like Cricket. You stop in the middle to have tea. (Do I have that right @Wand3rlust?)

No.

Lunch.

Tea is in tbe afternoon.

*sighs*

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm American, again, I'm sorry.

That one makes more sense.

 

[UnquietDreams]

No.

Lunch.

Tea is in tbe afternoon.

*sighs*

*Right shoulder goes weak*

 

[Bry1313]

This is solved by only having one man per 3some

That is the best ratio

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Who wants to cover @OrdinaryPerson in mayo and eat her like a sandwich.


I heard she’s open to the possibility

This is where the breasts vs thighs argument should start

 

[Wand3rlust]

All of our personalities are finally aligned on worst

I'm the exception that proves that rule.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Is it ok if I tell him to cover me in mayo and eat me like....

https://media1.giphy.com/media/frZXuuflbftD0UA89p/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952g5g2n8bk9siuxgumtchwhppdajst2zmthdk5z6so&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
This you?

 

[UnquietDreams]

I'm the exception that proves that rule.

Per usual.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

This is legit the best snack. Salty and sour and spicy. It's making my mouth water just thinking about it.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

A timer on banging?


Ok @deefalttwunnyfor you have 10 minutes … either you cum or you get out of the hole so someone else can take a turn.

This you?

https://nypost.com/2024/12/11/lifes...s-cries-after-sleeping-with-101-men-in-a-day/

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

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This you?

This is the wrong thread for a confession

 

[crazychemgirl]

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This is legit the best snack. Salty and sour and spicy. It's making my mouth water just thinking about it.

So you’ve chosen your mid-sex snack

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So you’ve chosen your mid-sex snack

It's super sexy when I have to spit out the bones