Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

You don’t like an extra tang with your poontang?

That tangy zest you taste isn’t a good thing

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

That’s the only Grinch, no other Grinch other than Boris Karloff ever happened. I will not argue about this

I don't abhor the 2018 one, but it pales in comparison to '66

 

[UnquietDreams]

Men .. just for your own information..

Girls don’t like to suck soap dick.

Or shampoo dick.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I don't abhor the 2018 one, but it pales in comparison to '66

Truth.

 

[DrkSthrnGnt]

I feel like that’s how you burn your dick.

there are cold soups...

...though this still feels like a "fuck everything about that" situation.

 

[Bry1313]

The Benedict cumbersnatch one is good too.

No other Grinch, none. There has only been one Grinch and two Godfather movies. That’s it

 

[UnquietDreams]

I feel like that’s how you burn your dick.

Exactly.

Burn dick, and ruin soup. No good.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No other Grinch, none. There has only been one Grinch and two Godfather movies. That’s it

You’re the worst, you know that?

 

[UnquietDreams]

there are cold soups...

...though this still feels like a "fuck everything about that" situation.

Yeah, I am not into cold temperature play.

 

[morelikeasong]

Prove it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Yeah, I am not into cold temperature play.

You don’t get off sticking your dick in an ice water bath??

 

[Bbl87]

It’s only permitted if it’s miracle whip goblin cum

Fixed it with the correct terminology. Fuck that stuff.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You’re the worst, you know that?

No, no, he is right there. Also only one Highlander and The Prophecy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

No, no, he is right there. Also only one Highlander and The Prophecy.

You shut your whore mouth.

 

[UnquietDreams]

You don’t get off sticking your dick in an ice water bath??

No. I have to warm up my sex toys. Otherwise...ew.

 

[Bry1313]

You’re the worst, you know that?

I’m not wrong about either statement

 

[UnquietDreams]

You shut your whore mouth.

Oh, honey, I love you too, but where was I wrong?

 

[morelikeasong]

I think everyone has done this. It makes a ton of sense until the burning starts

I have masturbated in the shower/bath soooo many times and not once did I think to use soap

 

[Bbl87]

Or add some flavor?

Nah, Fruit Roll Up challenge is the way to go for that.

 

[Bry1313]

No, no, he is right there. Also only one Highlander and The Prophecy.

There can be only one!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh, honey, I love you too, but where was I wrong?

There’s room for another grinch movie.

 

[deefalttwunnyfor]

Yeah, I am not into cold temperature play.

Never had a lady friend put an ice cube in her mouth and then suck your dick? It's an exhilarating sensation. I give it a 'well that's different' out of 10

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have masturbated in the shower/bath soooo many times and not once did I think to use soap

Accurate.

 

[MandaPandaa]

Nah, Fruit Roll Up challenge is the way to go for that.

Yucky. That sounds like a yeast infection.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Never had a lady friend put an ice cube in her mouth and then suck your dick? It's an exhilarating sensation. I give it a 'well that's different' out of 10

ice > pop rocks