Sex & Shenanigans

[BrendaBear]

Judging by my Spotify wrapped more like 15. And female.

Okay. I admit, 15 could be totally accurate.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

For, uhmm, reasons I was looking to see if the Internet Archive had Penthouse Forum issues (it did) but lemme tell you the ads are way better than the stories

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m not afraid

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[SirConradPeckereye]

Don't know how I would have made it through high school without this list.


20. All of it as well.

20…in fact some of these I still do.

You both need to borrow this I see... *hands you my monocle*...... you get the point for things you have NEVER done...

 

[Trubbycat]

For, uhmm, reasons I was looking to see if the Internet Archive had Penthouse Forum issues (it did) but lemme tell you the ads are way better than the stories

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I remember my first (?) Playboy centerfold. April 1975 at a neighbor's house. Years later I tracked it down in a back issue shop. She was sadly not quite what I remembered...

 

[Bry1313]

For, uhmm, reasons I was looking to see if the Internet Archive had Penthouse Forum issues (it did) but lemme tell you the ads are way better than the stories

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I never thought this would happen to me………

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I never thought this would happen to me………

Apparently there’s only one smooth Canadian. It’s @PassionatePanther right?

 

[Qky75]

Apparently there’s only one smooth Canadian. It’s @PassionatePanther right?

*Takes one giant step away from the condemned chimp

 

[TXRafe]

https://media.tenor.com/sKrElzkmebkAAAAj/eating-popcorn-brain-hull.gif

*Takes one giant step away from the condemned chimp

FIFY...is that literally you?

 

[BrendaBear]

Apparently there’s only one smooth Canadian. It’s @PassionatePanther right?

Oh dude.... @crazychemgirl is so going to kick your ass..... and @TANSTAAFL58 is so overflowing with smooth and cool, he won't even dignify that with a response...

...I know there are a ton more, but my brain is already exhausted and it's been a long week.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Oh dude.... @crazychemgirl is so going to kick your ass..... and @TANSTAAFL58 is so overflowing with smooth and cool, he won't even dignify that with a response...

...I know there are a ton more, but my brain is already exhausted and it's been a long week.

Are you saying PP isn’t smooth?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Poor @PassionatePanther will never know what hit 'em....

 

[BrendaBear]

Are you saying PP isn’t smooth?

Nice try at deflection, monkey boy. But... I said no such thing. Just pointing out there are many more and not just one.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh dude.... @crazychemgirl is so going to kick your ass..... and @TANSTAAFL58 is so overflowing with smooth and cool, he won't even dignify that with a response...

...I know there are a ton more, but my brain is already exhausted and it's been a long week.

Pfft found this gif of @crazychemgirl being "smooth"...

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[SirConradPeckereye]

Nice try at deflection, monkey boy. But... I said no such thing. Just pointing out there are many more and not just one.

Way to avoid admitting that you said @PassionatePanther isn't smooth...

 

[PassionatePanther]

Apparently there’s only one smooth Canadian. It’s @PassionatePanther right?

“Smooth” is not a word I’d use to describe myself…unless we’re talkin’ right after I get my beaver waxed

 

[morelikeasong]

“Smooth” is not a word I’d use to describe myself…unless we’re talkin’ right after I get my beaver waxed

And when you slide into my box

 

[Qky75]

“Smooth” is not a word I’d use to describe myself…unless we’re talkin’ right after I get my beaver waxed

Great segue!! Let's talk about that instead!

 

[morelikeasong]

I’m not afraid

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Can’t wait for your fearless recreation of these pics!

 

[cactusjack0584]

And when you slide into my box

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

“Smooth” is not a word I’d use to describe myself…unless we’re talkin’ right after I get my beaver waxed

Weren’t we?

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Can’t wait for your fearless recreation of these pics!

I think that brand went out of business!

 

[BrendaBear]

I think that brand went out of business!

Really? I can't imagine why.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I think that brand went out of business!

Ah, so - branding? WOW, you’re one brave lil monkey!

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

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