Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

I have a vivid memory of your dick

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[cactusjack0584]

So... I'm guessing my driving a 4-speed Chevelle with a built V8 isn't the usual experience….

I can’t be the only who had an erection while reading this… or is it just me?

 

[Bry1313]

I just sent Bogey some real sexy wood. We’ll see if he puddles

Everybody got some damn wood today…….looks at my box

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[Bry1313]

All I can think of is dodgeball.

Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

 

[cactusjack0584]

If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball

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[Bry1313]

Nobody has given me head all day.

I’d settle for a PM, you aim so high

 

[Apisto42]

I’d settle for a PM, you aim so high

Fine, I’ll send you my wood in a pm. Will you be happy then?

 

[Bry1313]

Fine, I’ll send you my wood in a pm. Will you be happy then?

It’ll be my first wood in ages, only thing better would be your votes for POJ in Wanker of the Week

 

[Apisto42]

It’ll be my first wood in ages, only thing better would be your votes for POJ in Wanker of the Week

Send me @OrdinaryPerson ’s boobs and my vote is yours.

 

[Bry1313]

Send me @OrdinaryPerson ’s boobs and my vote is yours.

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[UnquietDreams]

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I love you for this. Just saying.

 

[Bry1313]

I love you for this. Just saying.

I don’t have many principles, but I do have a couple.

 

[Apisto42]

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[SalaciousMonkey22]

It’s never Bry’s fault. He’s just a patsy.

Why are you wowing this @Bry1313

 

[Bry1313]

Why are you wowing this @Bry1313

I’m more than a patsy

 

[UnquietDreams]

I’m more than a patsy

Even if you do fall to pieces.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

I’m more than a patsy

I don’t dispute that. But you do play that role in the dramatis personae of S&S more often than you should.

 

[Bry1313]

Even if you do fall to pieces.

Crazy, I'm crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday you'd leave me for somebody new

 

[Apisto42]

I don’t dispute that. But you do play that role in the dramatis personae of S&S more often than you should.

 

[Kitty_so_frisky]

Do it!

So I had already planned to do errands and some light Christmas shopping (mostly new Christmas tree lights, a little decor, gift bags/paper, stocking stuffers, etc) with my dad. I mentioned it to him last night and he vetoed it. He changed his mind later this morning and said we could check if they had any left on the way to visit my mom. I told myself I wasn’t going to get my hopes up though. Rolled in around 10:30am, for a promo lasting from 9:30-11:30am or while very limited supplies lasted. I saw about 6 teenagers wearing the panda hoodie inside and allowed myself a brief moment of hope, but they were already sold out.

 

[Wriggle]

The Holiday makes me wanna go to the UK for a cozy Christmas … who has a cute little cottage where I can stay??


@Wand3rlust ?

@Wriggle ???

Nothing about me is cute nor little.

 

[Wriggle]

Just make sure to give me a heads up when you do

Heads up provided....

 

[__Nathan1968]

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In honour of my getting older … let’s hear everyone’s numbers.

I’m a 20 btw … every single thing on that list, I’ve done.

It’s like you found the skills section from my résumé.

 

[Wriggle]

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In honour of my getting older … let’s hear everyone’s numbers.

I’m a 20 btw … every single thing on that list, I’ve done.

I've done everything here.
I even sent a postcard to another Litster this summer.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

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In honour of my getting older … let’s hear everyone’s numbers.

I’m a 20 btw … every single thing on that list, I’ve done.

Don't know how I would have made it through high school without this list.


20. All of it as well.