Stuff that's inconvenienced you from/when masturbating?

[Dashabout]

If you were a master baiter you wouldn’t need a pest control guy. The irony.

Is there a test one needs to take to become a master baiter?

Lol. Good one.

Thanks for making fun of my problem.

 

[Deadfreak]

Reasons for jackus interruptus, yes I have a term for it...........
Battery 1%
Dog barking
Most often it's fiancée coming into room, she knows I do it. One day she'll ask to be involved and all will be right in this messed up world, at least for a few minutes.

 

[Eyelevel]

Last Thursday I was interrupted by the pest control guy who showed up an hour early for checking the bait stations in and around the house and out buildings.

I wish I was the pest control guy.

 

[van_delay]

Is there a test one needs to take to become a master baiter?

Thanks for making fun of my problem.

I was laughing at his excellent pun. I would never make fun of your pest problem

 

[Dashabout]

Live on a lake with lots of flora and fauna around, from small rodents to raccoons, it's a pain but worth the price to live here.

 

[summer_reine]

Mostly it's just my own brain. Bitch brain can't let me enjoy myself in peace

 

[HampshireBoy]

A work call - I work from home

I'm sure that most people who work from home can sympathise, I've certainly had that issue a few times.

The other evening I had the house to myself, so settled down naked in front of the computer and just reading an inspiring story on Lit when my niece video called me from NZ on WhatsApp. Quickly put a T-shirt on and chatted for a while, very aware that my window of opportunity was shrinking. It was nice to chat but frustrating at the same time. And, before anyone suggests it, I wasn't going to have that sort of chat with her lol

 

[trinething1ns]

Way too many meetings at work lately. And stupid policies about having my camera on.

 

[HampshireBoy]

Way too many meetings at work lately. And stupid policies about having my camera on.

When I worked most of our calls were voice only, partly due to concerns over bandwidth. I know that I wasn't the only one who was wearing minimal clothing whilst on calls, I was often naked. During Covid we had one manager decide that we would have a weekly "check-in" call on a Friday, with cameras on, I was quite surprised when one od my female colleagues was the first to moan that this meant she would have to be dressed "for a change". When I discreetly inquired she told me that her normal work from home attire was either a nightie, just a t-shirt, just knickers or nothing at all, at which point I had to tellher that mine was either boxers or nothing, depending on how warm it was.

 

[Rickstrasser]

I can only imagine how many times i interrupted my single mother. Sometimes she thought I was asleep and I’d catch her under the blanket.

Was she noisy?

 

[Easyvirtue]

I can only imagine how many times i interrupted my single mother. Sometimes she thought I was asleep and I’d catch her under the blanket.

I had the glorious pleasure to be able to sleep with my mom on the weekends. She’s let me call asleep watching tv. By the morning her gown had ridden up over her ass and I would wake up spooning her with a raging hard on. A few times I woke to notice I was pressing up against her ass a few times feeling myself sliding between her cheeks. She seemed to maybe have even been pushing back against me but it could have been a dream!

 

[32aa]

Batteries go dead just as....

 

[LasTime]

That is something I enjoy greatly when it is only me.

Why only you?

 

[SmokingFap]

I find that sometimes I have to unplug from the web when I'm jerking off. Chatting with other folks can be too distracting, even if I'm enjoying it. And when I'm watching porn on the tube sites, I tend to focus more on the thumbnails and what video I want to watch NEXT than the one I'm actually on.

 

[live4thebj]

Why only you?

For it to happen at least for me I need zero distractions. Concentrate on nothing. Close my eyes and try to blank my mind. Then let the contractions happen.

Everyone is different my way might not be the same for others. Others claim they ejaculate from prostate orgasm. I leak fluid but I don’t ejaculate .

 

[Lucien_Al]

That is something I enjoy greatly when it is only me.

Thats interesting. Although I love my partner helping me with Prostate play I always get the feeling its a bit more rushed than I would like. But the thought of her doing it with me seems a lot more attractive.

 

[ZfrkS62]

I get one day a week to "myself". I use quotations because our pit mix CANNOT be more than 2 feet away from me for more than 2 minutes. God forbid I'm out of eye sight.

He uses whining, wheezing, and loud yawning as communication forms. If i close the door, he noses at it. He's a serial mood killer, both with sex, and masturbation. It's better during the summer because he wants to sit out on the deck in the sun, but right now, he needs to be on a blanket on the couch.

I can't even do chores around the house without him whining for something.

He's a sweet dog, but dammit i just want to be left alone for 5 minutes.

 

[live4thebj]

Thats interesting. Although I love my partner helping me with Prostate play I always get the feeling its a bit more rushed than I would like. But the thought of her doing it with me seems a lot more attractive.

It’s a very slow buildup. A person did it for you versus a prostate vibrator well I will stick with the vibrator. Not to say when my doctor is in there her fingers feel good.

 

[LittleB58]

Edging for too long and I realize I have to pee.

 

[Qky75]

My dog wants to be a part of the action...like all in. I have to shut her out or keep kicking her away which has ruined more than one moment.

 

[HampshireBoy]

Batteries go dead just as....

I remember a few years ago getting a call from a friend "Do you have any C batteries?". When I asked why she told me that her vibrator had gone flat, naturally as a gentleman I popped down the 24 hour petrol station and delivered them. But that is another story.

 

[Bi4Older84]

I do wfh 3 days a week, and I'm a huge horndog, so I will say that "actual work" is a huge distraction and inconvenience when I want to masturbate

 

[financebro]

My sexting partner disappearing after she cums for the third time and leaving me with literal cock in hand (one of her kids came into her bedroom, so understandable). I was able to finish on my own, but not nearly as good as hearing her voice,

 

[kevinj3636]

Having someone knock on my bedroom door.

Knock, knock…May I cum in?

 

[Deadfreak]

I get one day a week to "myself". I use quotations because our pit mix CANNOT be more than 2 feet away from me for more than 2 minutes. God forbid I'm out of eye sight.

He uses whining, wheezing, and loud yawning as communication forms. If i close the door, he noses at it. He's a serial mood killer, both with sex, and masturbation. It's better during the summer because he wants to sit out on the deck in the sun, but right now, he needs to be on a blanket on the couch.

I can't even do chores around the house without him whining for something.

He's a sweet dog, but dammit i just want to be left alone for 5 minutes.

My dog wants to be a part of the action...like all in. I have to shut her out or keep kicking her away which has ruined more than one moment.

But look at that cute fuzzy face.............. They just want to be with you every fuckin minute