Sex & Shenanigans

Right? Can you please spread the word to your male cohort?
They'll listen to you better than they will to the ladies who've said it a thousand times. I hate to be the barer of bad news to the general populous, but the Lit-o-sphere is not that different from the real world. You're going to get a similar reaction as if you'd flashed your dick to a random person on the bus/street/office
It’s so wild how some people think there’s something different about being social online!
 
i wouldn't say "scary", you're definitely an alpha, extroverted, and beautiful...i think a lot of men would be intimidated by that...i'm still not convinced this random unsolicited dick pic thing can't work yet though...🤔
Lol, try the random Pic and I'll roast you with my laser eyes 😉 The funny thing is, I'm definitely extroverted, ambitious and in control of my life. However, like many powerful women, I'm notvat all like that behind closed doors.
It is hilarious. I love it.

And I definitely got the vibe not to DM you so it worked! 🙂

To be fair, I rarely DM someone first. So despite the blunt hilarity of your profile bio I probably wouldn’t DM you first anyway.
Hey, I'm grateful that if you read to the end and our interests don't line up, that you skipped past me. However, that being said, I'm happily coupled-up on here right now, so I'm only open to friendly chats.
 
It’s so wild how some people think there’s something different about being social online!
Last year a guy got really disgusting by his 3rd message, so I found an old video of a woman pulling a tampon, that was on hour 8 of a heavy flow day, out of her hoo-ha, and chucking it at a guy on the street. He got the message & blocked me 😂🤣😅
 
Lol, try the random Pic and I'll roast you with my laser eyes 😉 The funny thing is, I'm definitely extroverted, ambitious and in control of my life. However, like many powerful women, I'm notvat all like that behind closed doors.
don't threaten me with a good time...

and i find that is true, especially amoung confident women...a lot of men can't handle a woman as confident or intelligent as they are...even if they long for something else in private
 
Last year a guy got really disgusting by his 3rd message, so I found an old video of a woman pulling a tampon, that was on hour 8 of a heavy flow day, out of her hoo-ha, and chucking it at a guy on the street. He got the message & blocked me 😂🤣😅
OMG! That is both brilliant and brutal… you are now officially my hero. 🥰🥰🥰
 
Last year a guy got really disgusting by his 3rd message, so I found an old video of a woman pulling a tampon, that was on hour 8 of a heavy flow day, out of her hoo-ha, and chucking it at a guy on the street. He got the message & blocked me 😂🤣😅
It’s funny to me that you felt the need to use the word hoo-ha. But also very you. 🤣
 
Survey time!

I am just curious, after seeing some posts from guys who were not getting any DMs and basically complaining about it…

I looked at a couple of their bios, which were empty. Personally, I wouldn’t DM someone who had nothing in their bio unless I already had a rapport with them in the threads.

Does anyone here send out DMs to people they know nothing about? Do guys really think women just decided to DM people based on a crotch shot?

This confuses the fuck out of me, so… what are your thoughts?


Addendum: My natural tendency is to want to help. And my inclination is to reach out and suggest they put some more information out there… what they like, what they want, what are they looking for here, etc.

But my intuition says “shut up, bitch! All you will do is piss them off and decide they hate you.” (It has happened before).
There is a whole theory I have about this.

Lit behavior is not much different than economics. Women have the competitive advantage here. It’s a supply and demand scenario and the market is flooded with dicks, both literally and figuratively.

You have those men like the ones here who understand this and keep their dicks to themselves, thus increasing the value and the rest who play the numbers game and spread their dicks over a 100 dms hoping to get a woman to bite and play with them. It’s like dick lotto.

Their dicks are worthless but they might get more action. To them quality is less important than quantity. They feast at McDonalds, while the select fewer guys with the higher value dicks dine at a fine restaurant.

What those guys don’t realize is that most of the women they are talking to are just other dudes pretending to be women. 🤣
 
There is a whole theory I have about this that I’ll have to share later when I have time.

Lit behavior is not much different than economics. Women have the competitive advantage here. It’s a supply and demand scenario and the market is flooded with dicks, both literally and figuratively.

You have those men like the ones here who understand this and keep their dicks to themselves, thus increasing the value and the rest who play the numbers game and spread their dicks over a 100 dms hoping to get a woman to bite and play with them. It’s like dick lotto.

Their dicks are worthless but they might get more action. To them quality is less important than quantity. They feast at McDonalds, while the select fewer guys with the higher value dicks dine at a fine restaurant.

What those guys don’t realize is that most of the women they are talking to are just other dudes pretending to be women. 🤣
don't talk about my former OF model like that!
 
Once you've pissed me off, I go for the jugular, drop the mic, and get out of there. I'll be nice, as comport myself with dignity & decorum until you've shown that you are undeserving.
I understand this well. An old boss of mine once told me I have “bozo switches” for people. Once someone has shown me they are an idiot, that switch gets flipped for them, forevermore. I try to give everyone every chance, but he said once they crossed that line, I turned brutal. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
 
i think for the most part that good people gravitate towards good people...with established groups like these threads have the weirdos and assholes get weeded out fairly quickly...you can only fake having a personality for so long...i know i joke about the dm stuff, but that's definitely not me...i prefer more meaningful and organic interactions...if i was just trying to get off there are much easier ways then spamming dms.
 
Then again, there's not a damn thing wrong with just keep it shallow in the threads and recognize talking about sex is not an invitation to a personal encounter - hell of a lot less complicated too.
 
There is a whole theory I have about this.

Lit behavior is not much different than economics. Women have the competitive advantage here. It’s a supply and demand scenario and the market is flooded with dicks, both literally and figuratively.

You have those men like the ones here who understand this and keep their dicks to themselves, thus increasing the value and the rest who play the numbers game and spread their dicks over a 100 dms hoping to get a woman to bite and play with them. It’s like dick lotto.

Their dicks are worthless but they might get more action. To them quality is less important than quantity. They feast at McDonalds, while the select fewer guys with the higher value dicks dine at a fine restaurant.

What those guys don’t realize is that most of the women they are talking to are just other dudes pretending to be women. 🤣
Oh my goodness, yes, sooooo many guys behind lady's profile. I don't get it at all. What do they get out of it?

And, yes, it's the guys who aren't over eager who "pull", as my teens call it.
 
I understand this well. An old boss of mine once told me I have “bozo switches” for people. Once someone has shown me they are an idiot, that switch gets flipped for them, forevermore. I try to give everyone every chance, but he said once they crossed that line, I turned brutal. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
I knew I liked you 😉
 
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