HumasWanderingWeiner
Don't call me Anthony
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After seeing enormous threads from “guys seeking gals” in various forms, I feel obligated to offer up some advice that I have garnered through formal education as well as street learning here on Lit.
The biggest thing to get into your head is that this is no different than job seeking. The two follow a very similar premise: you have to get the interview, and then when you get the interview, you have to get the second round interview and ultimately get the offer and stay on board.
Employers look at resumes and job history to get the interview. It’s no different here. Women are going to look at your profile to get a sense of who you are and then your posts to gather more information about you. View your posts as your job history.
First, your resume. If you want a job, do you put two words on it? Or do you beef it up? Of course everyone expects some borderline falsehoods that make it look like you did a bit more than you really did. Hell, look at mine. However, be careful here, truthfulness matters and women will ferret out falsehoods pretty quickly. (Ok, modifying mine.) You can’t say that you are witty and fun and then in your PM be anything but that. And trust me on your profile, bonus points are awarded for playfulness and humor. Creativity is never a bad thing either. So I am told (Ok, see mine ex post modification).
When sending out an unsolicited PM, you have to put more than a couple of words in it. And for God’s sake, posting on here “PM me if you are interested” won’t get you much of a reply. And don’t expect unsolicited PMs from women unless you post some interesting things, make people laugh, or correct someone’s grammar (make fun of some poor blokes post will do it) and it catches a ladies eye.
Once you get a reply from a PM you send to a woman, you have to reply with something interesting. You are going for that second round interview here and they will drop you if you don’t interest them. And even if you do post something that you think is interesting, they may drop you. If they don’t see a connection, they move on. Don’t take it personally. And don’t ask for pics, send pics (definitely not dick pics), be pushy or jump right into sex chat. That will get you dropped toot suite.
Other words of wisdom. Don’t say you are funny or interesting, prove it. Don’t PM a lady without looking at her profile and posts and making sure you are a match. Also, be more than a one trick pony. If she is into one armed midgets, be a fucking interesting one armed midget. Posting “hey, I am a one armed midget” may or may get the job done. Posting a great fucking joke involving one armed midgets in a self-deprecating manner will spill the bean glass over in a way to favor you, trust me.
Lastly, don’t push it if you get to the second round. Just because she says she is into gerbils and rubber sheets, it doesn’t mean she wants to go full bore with you in the second skype post. Sheesh, let it build. If she goes full tilt on you the first post, then by all means, reciprocate, but maybe wait a few posts until you let the flood gates open. But that’s up to you.
Ladies, I would love to hear if I have hit the mark, missed the mark, tallied a score but not a bullseye, ….. Or if I am full of bull excrement. And double points to anyone who PMs me with the term Bull Excrement” in the title.
The biggest thing to get into your head is that this is no different than job seeking. The two follow a very similar premise: you have to get the interview, and then when you get the interview, you have to get the second round interview and ultimately get the offer and stay on board.
Employers look at resumes and job history to get the interview. It’s no different here. Women are going to look at your profile to get a sense of who you are and then your posts to gather more information about you. View your posts as your job history.
First, your resume. If you want a job, do you put two words on it? Or do you beef it up? Of course everyone expects some borderline falsehoods that make it look like you did a bit more than you really did. Hell, look at mine. However, be careful here, truthfulness matters and women will ferret out falsehoods pretty quickly. (Ok, modifying mine.) You can’t say that you are witty and fun and then in your PM be anything but that. And trust me on your profile, bonus points are awarded for playfulness and humor. Creativity is never a bad thing either. So I am told (Ok, see mine ex post modification).
When sending out an unsolicited PM, you have to put more than a couple of words in it. And for God’s sake, posting on here “PM me if you are interested” won’t get you much of a reply. And don’t expect unsolicited PMs from women unless you post some interesting things, make people laugh, or correct someone’s grammar (make fun of some poor blokes post will do it) and it catches a ladies eye.
Once you get a reply from a PM you send to a woman, you have to reply with something interesting. You are going for that second round interview here and they will drop you if you don’t interest them. And even if you do post something that you think is interesting, they may drop you. If they don’t see a connection, they move on. Don’t take it personally. And don’t ask for pics, send pics (definitely not dick pics), be pushy or jump right into sex chat. That will get you dropped toot suite.
Other words of wisdom. Don’t say you are funny or interesting, prove it. Don’t PM a lady without looking at her profile and posts and making sure you are a match. Also, be more than a one trick pony. If she is into one armed midgets, be a fucking interesting one armed midget. Posting “hey, I am a one armed midget” may or may get the job done. Posting a great fucking joke involving one armed midgets in a self-deprecating manner will spill the bean glass over in a way to favor you, trust me.
Lastly, don’t push it if you get to the second round. Just because she says she is into gerbils and rubber sheets, it doesn’t mean she wants to go full bore with you in the second skype post. Sheesh, let it build. If she goes full tilt on you the first post, then by all means, reciprocate, but maybe wait a few posts until you let the flood gates open. But that’s up to you.
Ladies, I would love to hear if I have hit the mark, missed the mark, tallied a score but not a bullseye, ….. Or if I am full of bull excrement. And double points to anyone who PMs me with the term Bull Excrement” in the title.
, let the other person know. Don't just drop off and disconnect. A simple message "cumming" will do fine. 
