Winter Holiday Contest 2022 Story Ideas thread

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Elves need lovin' too.
But with whom?
The classic orgy with Mrs. Santa while the Big Guy is on his rounds?
Sleeping humans who think they are dreaming (stowaway elves in santa's bag?)
Also a classic - the factory orgy as they all sigh with relief that they are done for the year.
Santa - hay? bi? threesome?
Santa & the Mrs. have an elf threesome?

 

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HOw would you cross-over Red Riding Hood and Santa Claus?

 

[LadyJS]

How would you cross-over Red Riding Hood and Santa Claus?

Red Riding Hood is spending Christmas at Grandma's house. Grandma is fast asleep, while Red fell asleep on the couch, wearing only her token red panties (of course). She awakens when Santa comes slinking down the chimney, and he gets an eyefull. "My Red," Santa says, "What big... ahem... you have! You've grown quite a bit since turning 21."

"All the better for you to bury your face in them, Santa," she says with a sly smile. "Now how about I take care of that big load you have in that sack of yours?" And your typical erotic hilarity ensues. An option would be that Grandma, who's a 50-something MILF, is awoken by the hilarity and decides to join in. Needless to say, Santa is very late finishing his midnight run!

 

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Without the wolf, it wouldn't be Red Riding Hood to me, so he would need to be a part of it. Maybe Santa is her savior after she is "devoured"? That would be fun.

I assumed we would include the wolf... if Santa kills the wolf, the reindeer get wolf steaks .

 

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Mrs. Santa...

not the usual...

...the struggling mall decides to hold a "Mrs. Santa" contest to spice up attendance. contestants must be married.

There are four "heats"on consecutive nights followed by the finals friday night.

Mrs. Adams, the kindergarten teacher, shocks the crowd by winning heat one in her conservative schoolmarm dress. Little do they know she blew the male judges earlier.

Mrs. Brown, the baker's chubby wife, went in a different direction and went down on the female judges of heat number two.

Mrs. Collins, whose home baking always outsellers Mrs. Baker at the bake sales, baked treats for the judges of heat three- and then let the male judges fuck her tight ass.

frumpy middle-aged Mrs. Davis the librarian seems unlikely to win heat four, until she whispers in each jusge's ear the porn titles they love most, while giving them a handjob, male and female alike.

[might want to switch order of Adams and Davis?]

What will it take to win the finals?

And would you dare post it in Loving Wives?

 

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young couple hard up for Christmas money. Wife goes to mall to apply to be Sanbta's Elf. The head Santa and the photographer doing the interviews tell her that to get the job, she needs to fuck them every shift, starting with a spit roast at the interview. she reluctantly complies. By the time she gets home, her guilt leads her to confess.

Does it wrap up with hubby's forgiveness (I'm not a BTB kind of guy) or, to finish the Gift of the Magi ripping off, does hubby confess his own secret? If so, what did hubby do?

 

[Carnevil9]

I'm a big fan of "Gift of the Magi" style irony. How would you work that into a Lit Christmas Story? Maybe she needs batteries for her vibrator, and he needs lube for his Fleshlight? So she sells her vibe to buy him some Astroglide, and he sells his Fleshlight to buy her a pack of D-cells.

When they realize what happened, they have no choice but to actually fuck each other.

 

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I'm a big fan of "Gift of the Magi" style irony. How would you work that into a Lit Christmas Story? Maybe she needs batteries for her vibrator, and he needs lube for his Fleshlight? So she sells her vibe to buy him some Astroglide, and he sells his Fleshlight to buy her a pack of D-cells.

When they realize what happened, they have no choice but to actually fuck each other.

and who are they to each other? Because the "true to the source" young marrieds is kinda bland for Lit.

 

[Carnevil9]

and who are they to each other? Because the "true to the source" young marrieds is kinda bland for Lit.

Make them brother and sister who would never have dreamed of having incestuous relations, but now it is pretty much their only option.

 

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Make them brother and sister who would never have dreamed of having incestuous relations, but now it is pretty much their only option.

beats Mom-son for me. I still fail to see the appeal of Mom-son (yeah, I'm wrong... Oedipus & all that)

 

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Mistletoe

I have always loved family holiday hijinks, and the hanging sprig provides a handy plot device. If you like it, you can even borrow my term Mistletoad.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I assumed we would include the wolf... if Santa kills the wolf, the reindeer get wolf steaks .

wolf = Krampus. Think about all that licking . . .

 

[UsuallyPresent]

and who are they to each other? Because the "true to the source" young marrieds is kinda bland for Lit.

The 'Gift of the Magi' young married folk were products of their time. More recent might ideally fit with MentalCase's Lucky Man

 

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snowball fight!

does it start with family and move to neighbours, or start with college "kids" home from school excited to see one another?
Either way, they will need cocoa and fresh clothes after - and you know what interrupts the donning of fresh clothes

 

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inside the blanket fort

Clive and Joanie grew up at neighbours, but became BFFs not lovers. They then went to opposite coasts for college.

As kids, they used to be plunked into a blanket fort to wait for Santa(built in alternating years in each living room) while the parents partied. C and J always fell asleep of course.

C and J both come home for Christmas. they are surprised that J's Mom built a blanket fort for them. The parents go over to C's parents house. J's Mom sways "Good thing we can leave you two unchaperoned now, so we can do our own thing without worrying about waking you up."

'Their thing???' C and J wonder. "Surely they mean playing Santa."

From there various variants:
~ C and J sneak over, watch the foursome of parents swapping. This inspires C and J sex.
~ C and J make out, THEN go peep. This inspires full on C and J sex while watching. They get caught. Foursome becomes six - do they get eggrolls?
~ C and J fall asleep without having sex. The story is the parents returning from their swap fest, shocked the "kids" are not dishevelled, no signs of sex. Recap of what parents did. (needs more?)
~ C and J have sex after making out wondering what their parents "thig" is. They fall asleep, have baked, intertwined. J's parents return, find them like that...
as last one above, except instead of C and J's parents returning, it is mix matched pair, coming over for thrill of annual swap sex while not waking C and J before and while playing Santa...

plus, just imagine New Years Eve could be...

 

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Inside the stocking.

Annie brings her college bf Bart home for holidays to meet her parents. First guy she has done this with. cgristmas Eve the whole family (none under 18) hang stockings with car. Bart leans over and whispers to Annie "Don't worry, I put a special stocking in your room jut for you." except her confused Annie's room with that of her 20 year old sister Cindy.

A few moments later, Annie is lingering behind to whisper to Bart that she will sneak down to the couch he is supposed to sleep as soon as she knows her parents re asleep. Mom and Dad reach the second floor landing just as Cindy goes into her room. There is a scream from Cindy's room. Cindy rushes out onto the landing, holding the oversized stocking Bart bought for Annie. A jiggly fat rubber candy cane coloured dildo is waving at the family out the top of the stocking...

 

[DarkRaven13]

Inside the stocking.

Annie brings her college bf Bart home for holidays to meet her parents. First guy she has done this with. cgristmas Eve the whole family (none under 18) hang stockings with car. Bart leans over and whispers to Annie "Don't worry, I put a special stocking in your room jut for you." except her confused Annie's room with that of her 20 year old sister Cindy.

A few moments later, Annie is lingering behind to whisper to Bart that she will sneak down to the couch he is supposed to sleep as soon as she knows her parents re asleep. Mom and Dad reach the second floor landing just as Cindy goes into her room. There is a scream from Cindy's room. Cindy rushes out onto the landing, holding the oversized stocking Bart bought for Annie. A jiggly fat rubber candy cane coloured dildo is waving at the family out the top of the stocking...

I have the perfect title for this story - Stocking Stufer! lol

 

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help with the Christmas Tree

Mandy is newly widowed, but wants Christmas as normal as it can be, so resolves to buy a natural tree, except before she always had hubby's help tying it on top the car.

Does she get help from a hunky lot attendant?
Or a sexy female lot attendant who reminds her of the special gal in college?
or does she ask a neighbour to help?
or a tall dark and handsome stranger?
or a fat white bearded guy with crew of short helpers?

 

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help with the Christmas Tree

Mandy is newly widowed, but wants Christmas as normal as it can be, so resolves to buy a natural tree, except before she always had hubby's help tying it on top the car.

Does she get help from a hunky lot attendant?
Or a sexy female lot attendant who reminds her of the special gal in college?
or does she ask a neighbour to help?
or a tall dark and handsome stranger?
or a fat white bearded guy with crew of short helpers?

does the helper offer to go home with her and help set up the tree?
she agrees, forgetting that her sister insisted on putting mistletoe over every doorway... "Gotta get you laid before you become a retroactive virgin, Sis..." -a line they both used all through college and young adulthood when the other had a dry spell.

 

[lovecraft68]

Easy one,
young man(of course 18-20) lives across the street from his best friend and has the hots for his mother, especially since she's now divorced, he fantasizes about her constantly. The son is pending Christmas week with his father, and a blizzard hits. Next day he sees her trying to shovel her driveway and goes over to help, she says not to because she can't pay him, he says don't worry about it.

She helps and at one point she throws a snowball at him and he dumps snow all over her, they fall into the snow, roll around, she's laughing like she hasn't in a long time and at one point he swears she was looking for him to kiss her, but he doesn't have the nerve. Now soaked, she invites him in to warm up and she'll make him lunch.

She then of course warms him up by making him lunch, and she becomes dessert.

 

[sirhugs]

Easy one,
young man(of course 18-20) lives across the street from his best friend and has the hots for his mother, especially since she's now divorced, he fantasizes about her constantly. The son is pending Christmas week with his father, and a blizzard hits. Next day he sees her trying to shovel her driveway and goes over to help, she says not to because she can't pay him, he says don't worry about it.

She helps and at one point she throws a snowball at him and he dumps snow all over her, they fall into the snow, roll around, she's laughing like she hasn't in a long time and at one point he swears she was looking for him to kiss her, but he doesn't have the nerve. Now soaked, she invites him in to warm up and she'll make him lunch.

She then of course warms him up by making him lunch, and she becomes dessert.

who gets to eat the cream pie?

 

[lovecraft68]

who gets to eat the cream pie?

If someone wants to add she's not divorced and the husband catches them, he can eat it and it can go into LW

 

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If someone wants to add she's not divorced and the husband catches them, he can eat it and it can go into LW

a Christmas present for the trolls? Noooooo....

 

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Elves versus trolls
A committee of Lit authors of LW stories asks Santa for the elimination of trolls for Christmas stories.
Santa dispatches a platoon of elves to scour under the bridge.
I'm sensing a Romeo and Juliet romance between a male elf and a female troll. Does this lead to peace? Or at least a ceasefire?

 

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Elves versus trolls
A committee of Lit authors of LW stories asks Santa for the elimination of trolls for Christmas stories.
Santa dispatches a platoon of elves to scour under the bridge.
I'm sensing a Romeo and Juliet romance between a male elf and a female troll. Does this lead to peace? Or at least a ceasefire?

and what does Santa want in return?