White shoes and bananas

[Shankara20]

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Link> bananannnananaaa....

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Shankara20]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I see fewer and fewer jack-o-lanterns carved from bananas.

It’s sad.

 

[Farawyn]

I see fewer and fewer jack-o-lanterns carved from bananas.

It’s sad.

You need to start with firm fruit.
Nothing mushy.
Grasp tightly and peeeeeeel slowly.

Then, get THE BIG KNIFE...

 

[Shankara20]

 

[cookiecat]

Shankara, your banana and white shoe contributions are on point! Excellent!!



^^ white shoes

 

[Shankara20]

Shankara, your banana and white shoe contributions are on point! Excellent!!



^^ white shoes

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You need to start with firm fruit.
Nothing mushy.
Grasp tightly and peeeeeeel slowly.

Then, get THE BIG KNIFE...

Hmmmm. My problem is, by the time I carve the smile, there’s no banana left.

 

[Farawyn]

Hmmmm. My problem is, by the time I carve the smile, there’s no banana left.

You need a banana with more circumference.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

You need a banana with more circumference.

I knew a Dom named Sir Cumfrence. He thought he was sooo cool but he was second banana at best.

 

[Farawyn]

I knew a Dom named Sir Cumfrence. He thought he was sooo cool but he was second banana at best.

Gonzo AV. He made me laugh a bunch.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Gonzo AV. He made me laugh a bunch.

That’s the guy. Lived with his Nana.

 

[Farawyn]

That’s the guy. Lived with his Nana.

*peals with laughter*

 

[Shankara20]

 

[gracie920101]

 

[Shankara20]

 

[Bramblethorn]

That’s the guy. Lived with his Nana.

I heard they split?

 

[Shankara20]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

*peals with laughter*

Laffy Taffy? The banana kind?

I heard they split?

Yeah. One wanted chunky and the other monkey, but when it gets that serious, you’re missing the pint.

Hmm.

On another note, I for real went to Banana Republic this weekend and bought boxer briefs and jeans. I saw a woman there with white shoes. Truth is stranger than meme!

 

[Bramblethorn]

Yeah. One wanted chunky and the other monkey, but when it gets that serious, you’re missing the pint.

They'll be back by Sundae.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

They'll be back by Sundae.

The scoop I got was that a guy asked Nana to spoon. Her grandson overheard it and told him he was nuts. The brawl ended when the cherry hit him with crushed his foot. Sadly, now he lactose.

(I should probably bump the pun thread...)

 

[Shankara20]

 

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[cookiecat]