Where is the most unusual or risky place you’ve masturbated or given/received a handjob or blowjob?

[cdstefi]

A couple of spots not far off what's now the famous NC500 drive in NW Scotland. There's a little mountain pass not far from the Kylesku bridge (was still a ferry back when I did the below), and on a warm summer day I stripped naked and masturbated both on top of a rocky outcrop above the road and on the sandy shore of the loch below it. So a small part of the Highlands bears the genetic imprint of my sperm in perpetuity

Doubt I'd get away with it now as that drive is perma-jammed with camper vans

 

[UnderMyKilt]

Unusual or risky? Risky, I got a handjob, and finger fucked my ex-wife to orgasm, in the middle of the football field at the former Freeman Stadium at the former Fort Ord army base in Monterey CA. Where's the risk? It was during a 4th of July fireworks show that we were attending while on a "retreat" with the young singles group from our church. Even in July it was a bit chilly so we had wrapped a blanket around ourselves to stay warm. While others were going, "Ooh" and "Aaah" at the fireworks, we were going "Ooh" and "Aaah" for another reason.

Most unusual? Probably jerking, sucking, and fucking with the gay lover of my youth 20 feet off the ground in a deer hunting "tree stand". The view was great but one wrong step....

 

[nightowl75]

When I was 21, a much older coworker sent his 23 year old wife to have sex with me (long story, PM if you want details). She briefly separated from him and was at her parents’ house. I was over there and she decided to jerk me off.
We were on the steps of the basement, and as she was going along, and her mom opens the door. I hear and tumbled down the steps. My lady friend is laughing and I’m trying to cover up. Her mom didn’t say a word.

 

[nightowl75]

Another time, I was at a football game and my lady was stroking me underneath a blanket. Lol.

 

[Nellie60]

Thanks for your comments. Always nice to hear from a fellow HJ enthusiast! Just read your three stories. Very horny! Particularly the 2nd one where you watched your gf jacking off a complete stranger. Nothing more erotic (well, almost!) than a touch of voyeurism under those circumstances. One of my favourite genres of porn is Handjob in a car vids. Brings back many happy memories. PM me in Conversations if you’d like to exchange naughty experiences.

I absolutely love hjs in a car particularly in the backseat parked car of course. I don't get too much out of going it in a moving car. I enjoy the intimacy and the attention! And in public setting like your experiences in buses or trains thats so fucking hot. I can imagine and that's such a turn on. That's where the voyeurism and exhibitionism meet. Because the pleasure you are giving is the pleasure you love in return. Thanks for reading my stories. I am not really a writer just an amateur trying to recall real life experiences. I have plenty of fantasies around the subject.

 

[ShaneoD]

I once jerked a guy off in the stands at a very cold football game. We had a blanket conveniently draped over our laps. My job was to pump my fist pleasurably while my face betrayed no hint of my doing anything more than looking around and watching the game. No one around us had any idea what was happening. Even the pretty girl sitting next to my guy was oblivious.

Why does you noticing the girls sitting next to him make this so much hotter

 

[TheRealProfessor]

A taxi in NYC, that was pretty awesome.

 

[Nellie60]

A taxi in NYC, that was pretty awesome.

I can imagine So what happened?

 

[TheRealProfessor]

This girl I was seeing, we met at a bar, and on the way home we could t keep our hands off so I started to touch and finger her, and she after a few minutes started to jerk me off, which quickly led to a bj. The driver enjoyed it too. And we can’t say it bothered us!

 

[rd563]

I dated a girl in college who was really into public sex - I didn’t realize that into date 5 or 6. We had gotten to know one another well, had “normal” roomed sex by then, but on this date, we were taking a walk around a local lake in a park around dusk. We were sitting on a park bench overlooking the water, at which point, she unbuttoned my jeans, took our my hardening cock, and began to suck me. I was a bit unnerved at first (we were not alone), but very turned on, and I soon learned that this was a significant kink of hers that she had waited to share with me until we knew each other a bit and I guess she felt that I would be ok with. I came deep in her throat and realized that despite being novice to this, I was quite ok with it.

 

[Nellie60]

This girl I was seeing, we met at a bar, and on the way home we could t keep our hands off so I started to touch and finger her, and she after a few minutes started to jerk me off, which quickly led to a bj. The driver enjoyed it too. And we can’t say it bothered us!

Obviously the driver was distracted enough to collide with other traffic

 

[Nellie60]

I dated a girl in college who was really into public sex - I didn’t realize that into date 5 or 6. We had gotten to know one another well, had “normal” roomed sex by then, but on this date, we were taking a walk around a local lake in a park around dusk. We were sitting on a park bench overlooking the water, at which point, she unbuttoned my jeans, took our my hardening cock, and began to suck me. I was a bit unnerved at first (we were not alone), but very turned on, and I soon learned that this was a significant kink of hers that she had waited to share with me until we knew each other a bit and I guess she felt that I would be ok with. I came deep in her throat and realized that despite being novice to this, I was quite ok with it.

Interesting that was a fantasy of mine...the park bench. A number of times with 2 different ex girlfriends we almost committed sexual acts on actually the same bench but it never eventuated as there was too risky

 

[VallesMarineris]

roomed sex

A retronym I didn't know. Thanks.

 

[sean080183]

So, during the slut period of my life I gave quite a few BJ’s to random men picked up at local and vacation bars. One of my favorite places was a bar in Providence RI it had a very secluded ally that ran along the side of the building then behind the building. I was not the only girl who performed there, one time their were 3 of us, helpful because the guy I was going down on was watching another one of the woman, he came very fast.

there are a few bars in Providence with perfect alleys like that. I grew up in providence. left when I was 34. which bar is the one your speaking of? if you don't mind me asking

 

[Ajoe207]

happening now

Those will be very tasty fingers to lick

 

[TaraTraynor]

Many years ago I had a 22 YO intern working for me and I was 45 and married. She just came right out and said she wanted to have an affair with me (no strings). I thought she was joking, so I told her I didn't believe her and told her if she really wants that, prove it by getting under my desk and giving me a blowjob. To my surprise she went under my desk, unzipped my pants and went at it. A peer came in to shoot the breeze and she didn't stop. I was in a panic, so I told the peer I had an immediate deadline and I'd talk to him later. Fortunately he left, and I squirted big time in her mouth. She got up and said "do you believe me now?"

 

[HornyExecutive]

Here’s a few:
- University library (masterbate & sex)
- Board room at an employer in the middle of the night (masterbate and BJ)
- mulitole of my offices (masterbate & BJ/HJ)
- off-piste, on-resort skiing (BJ)

 

[disturbedagain]

A couple of spots not far off what's now the famous NC500 drive in NW Scotland. There's a little mountain pass not far from the Kylesku bridge (was still a ferry back when I did the below), and on a warm summer day I stripped naked and masturbated both on top of a rocky outcrop above the road and on the sandy shore of the loch below it. So a small part of the Highlands bears the genetic imprint of my sperm in perpetuity

Doubt I'd get away with it now as that drive is perma-jammed with camper vans

You could be a new tourist attraction...maybe get a grant from the Scottish tourism agency!

 

[Viconiax]

Beach
Pool
Library
Park
Parking lot
Public shower room
Elevator
Stairway

 

[Retro_Studio]

She not want to help? She watch?

Had to be discreet

 

[Nylontommo]

Restaurants are fun... I imagine you tasted good when he licked his fingers....

Did he have a fish course?

 

[Nylontommo]

Tossed off on a cliff top! That's a risk

Who for, the people below? Might have thought it was a seagull shitting on their heads

 

[Nylontommo]

My wife was fingered while sitting at a table in a bar. We have had sex on hotel balconies and other open areas.

Fingered by whom?

 

[gtnlynn]

Fingered by whom?

She was in her 30's, sitting by the 65 yr old accountant for their medical office. He put his hand on her leg, and she let him move on up and finger her for most of the evening. Not a work was spoken then or later.

 

[Nylontommo]

She was in her 30's, sitting by the 65 yr old accountant for their medical office. He put his hand on her leg, and she let him move on up and finger her for most of the evening. Not a work was spoken then or later.

I wonder how he recorded the transaction in his books, a charitable gift perhaps?