Well, he just called me and asked if I had calmed down to a more reasonable frame of mind! Wrong thing to ask, right out of the gate!
CyanMeow, you want me to take my flogger to him in a totallynonsexual manner?
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Well, he just called me and asked if I had calmed down to a more reasonable frame of mind! Wrong thing to ask, right out of the gate!
If I am bored and need a pick me up all I need to do is go to the personals section. There are some funny desperate souls on there. I am shocked that "Hey I will be in Seattle on on Friday, anyone want to fuck" doesn't get a person laid every time.
Bwahaha or the one that says "I don't mind if you're young or old, fat or thin or even male or female"If I am bored and need a pick me up all I need to do is go to the personals section. There are some funny desperate souls on there. I am shocked that "Hey I will be in Seattle on on Friday, anyone want to fuck" doesn't get a person laid every time.
And what? If you are going to welcome me with open legs I am on the first flightdon't tease.
Nobody ever writes.. "I'm vacationing in Cleveland and..."
Bwahaha or the one that says "I don't mind if you're young or old, fat or thin or even male or female"
Really I mean realllllllly??? You think your inbox is going to implode with that hahaha
Bwahaha or the one that says "I don't mind if you're young or old, fat or thin or even male or female"
Really I mean realllllllly??? You think your inbox is going to implode with that hahaha
Well now you have to pretend you're a cute little girl looking for a Daddy........and watch that inbox flood hahaha!It isn't working and now my confidence is shot
Well now you have to pretend you're a cute little girl looking for a Daddy........and watch that inbox flood hahaha!
Awwww well you could always change your av to a cockatar that's sure to get the pm's goingOh shit. I have no desire to see random cock pics. I figured if I did the same for women I would be flooded with random baby cannon pics. Isn't that how it works? Instead I have gotten one response an that person has a penis as well.
Awwww well you could always change your av to a cockatar that's sure to get the pm's going
Just turned on Thomas and Friends to get an idea of what to expect over the next few years. Good Lord that was crap. Thomas and friends is terrible and I hope I can get him hooked on Sportscenter as soon as possible.
le sigh.
Why did I even bother trying?