Wyldfire
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What is crossing your mind right now?
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Lots to do today. 
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Littlebitofme
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I'm hungry...breakfast time
sunshinegirl05
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Now what?!
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IhateClowns
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Guys that put an ad up saying they are interested in talking to a woman between 18 and 45. That is an insane spread and if I were a woman at either end of that gap I would be a bit offended. I am in the middle age wise and I can tell you there are major differences from when I was 18 to how old I am today. I am also sure that over the next 8 years I will continue to grow and develope as a human being.
Why not just put what you really want to say? I am a horny man looking for ANYONE to talk to. You can't be underage because I don't want to go to jail and I would prefer you not to be close to my mother's age. If I, a dumb male can see your ignorance I guarantee you any woman on here can see it. I am sure this is why you guys have a hard time getting a woman to respond to your pleas.
Why not just put what you really want to say? I am a horny man looking for ANYONE to talk to. You can't be underage because I don't want to go to jail and I would prefer you not to be close to my mother's age. If I, a dumb male can see your ignorance I guarantee you any woman on here can see it. I am sure this is why you guys have a hard time getting a woman to respond to your pleas.
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so ... uh ... like, you wanna see me cum on cam?
That is the best line to use I think. Direct and to the point. Just walk up to 100 women on the street and ask if they want to fuck. Get slapped 99 times but oh that 100th woman.
Pinktacokitty
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lmao......It is not like getting a hit in baseball, you would get slapped 101 times cause I would slap you twice..........
geronimo_appleby
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Lol I am not sayiing I have tried this although it would be an interesting experimentlmao......It is not like getting a hit in baseball, you would get slapped 101 times cause I would slap you twice..........
... is a cop and you end up in the shit
... again?
or is that just me?
That is the pisser isn't it? You finally get up the nerve to fuck a hooker and it turns out she is wired.
Such is life.
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I blame Chris Hansen for ruining internet hook-ups and putting hidden cameras all over the place. I was inspired by HBO's "Pimps up, Ho's down" but Hansen ruined it.
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i got it. let me sober up ... and sleep, and i'm on it.
LMAO
Ok babe ...
I hope you're being careful
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what a bitch to do that... have some balls girl..
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Why knowing I had to be ready by 5 did I log into Lit LOL! Let me go.
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