What is crossing your mind right now?

[cowslinger64]

I love having the house to myself

fresh batteries? check

naked? check



*cue the porn*

 

[geronimo_appleby]

fresh batteries? check

naked? check



*cue the porn*

what's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating?

... his ears listening for the wife coming home.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

what's the most sensitive part of a man's body when he's masturbating?

... his ears listening for the wife coming home.

*snicker*

 

[BluKitten]

Should I have a glass of wine? I would enjoy one very much.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

How come there is a dollar sign...a percent sign............but no cent sign on my keyboard.............at least that I can see.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I got it I got ya wohoooo

 

[sxy_bi_horny_chick]

*sigh*

 

[fungatorgurl101]

WHEN did I get old that I am ready to go to bed at 10:30pm on a Saturday night cause I am achy - damn overhead stuff making my arm HURT.... night night Playgrounders

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

WHEN did I get old that I am ready to go to bed at 10:30pm on a Saturday night cause I am achy - damn overhead stuff making my arm HURT.... night night Playgrounders

roflmao - is that what you call it now ?

 

[fungatorgurl101]

roflmao - is that what you call it now ?

Well I didn't get achy from doing anything the FUN way.... painting my bedroom and cut in the ceiling so my arm that I broke a few years back is killing me

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

Well I didn't get achy from doing anything the FUN way.... painting my bedroom and cut in the ceiling so my arm that I broke a few years back is killing me

It must have been some other PM I got that told me ummm
Feel Better hun

 

[Anisland]

What a beautiful smile

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I wonder whose

 

[Babyslave]

I REALLY need to go to bed.

 

[goodgurlgetsbad]

I REALLY need to go to bed.

is he there too ?

 

[o_so_wet]

I need to breathe....maybe head to the GB to let off some steam

 

[woodpecker4175]

I must be fuckin crazy....

 

[Babyslave]

is he there too ?

Just me and the kitty tonight. Such a big bed, I get lonesome.

But, I guess that's what the toy box is for. or a video, or a dirty book....

 

[Sensualdreamer]

My hormones are behaving like they're on a fucking rollercoaster!

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

It's awfully quiet. In fact it's WAY too damn quiet. Time to bust out the accordion.

 

[Aurantica]

I am gonna have one hell of a bruise tomorrow....

 

[WolfsButterfly]

I want to get all fancied up and go out for a drink and a dance

 

[papadoc19]

Chickity China the Chinese Chicken

 

[justuandmekiddo]

what a moron

 

[sdnt]

I want him to come back!