What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[Leigh81]

My rock climbing shoes

 

[LustyScribe]

Roller skates. Because seismic disturbance.

 

[Rj_1954]

A hang glider,

Because I hate parachutes

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing an “I trained RJ” hat…

(he doesn’t take training well… seems to enjoy being punished for being naughty…)

 

[DirtyMarine]

A bike kit. (Anymore)

 

[Trubbycat]

I am not wearing an “I trained RJ” hat…

(he doesn’t take training well… seems to enjoy being punished for being naughty…)

Any attention is good attention

 

[LustyScribe]

Underdog's ring with the Super Energy Pill. And I'm feelin' it.

BTW, you know that pill pretty much was straight meth, right? Those of you old enough to remember Underdog...?

Oh, hell, I'm getting old...

 

[cypressknee]

Been wearing hot fire resistant clothing for 2 weeks straight…right now I’m wearing NOTHING…and enjoying it

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing 17 pairs of radioactive pink briefs.

 

[BrendaD]

I'm not wearing one of those dancing girl outfits with the tuxedo style jacket and a long tail, fishnet hose with a black leotard, white blouse, heels, hair and makeup all done up... a little bow-tie around my neck... Yep - not wearing all that right now.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing any high class lingerie.

 

[barefootgirl69]

My Batman mask.

 

[_valkyrie_]

I am not wearing an ice pack on my knee.

 

[enbiji]

My thinking cap.

 

[cypressknee]

Anything except a fluffy robe

 

[DirtyMarine]

Clothes. Again.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing 17 pair of radioactive briefs of ANY color.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing enough ropes to tie up King Kong...

 

[Malcolm_79]

I'm not wearing a woman on my face

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not wearing that one thing, you know the one, it has those purple stripes with the blue parts and that one little yellow star, it's kinda soft but also still firm. Yeah, that thing, you know what I'm talking about.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a red tuxedo

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a "take me to your leader" shirt

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm not wearing a "take me to your leather" shirt

FIFY and Brenda

 

[Bojackennedy]

Rainbow suspenders and a Mario hat

 

[BrendaD]

I am not wearing a pink nylon unitard.