What are you *NOT* wearing? [v3.0]

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing gym clothes stolen from @BrendaD 's laundry.

 

[Trubbycat]

I’m not wearing the filthy clothes I was using in the garden today.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not currently wearing any fishnet stockings.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing @BrendaD 's Mistress leathers

I won't be able to walk again if I do...

 

[Girly_girl]

I’m not wearing a lacy babydoll nightgown

 

[Rj_1954]

I’m not wearing a lacy babydoll nightgown

Wow, I'd love to see that...

I'm not wearing a lacy babydoll gown either

 

[LustyScribe]

I'm not wearing pink lacy baby doll body armor.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am currently not wearing any Star Wars panties, especially not ones that show panty lines when wearing really tight leggings.

 

[caitiff1969]

I'm not wearing a London Fog trench coat

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing Very Hot coffee in my lap...
Ouch!

 

[EctoJohn]

I am not currently wearing clothes that carry a current or portray a currant.

 

[barefootgirl69]

I'm not wearing a blindfold.

 

[Rj_1954]

I'm not wearing a straight jacket
Although I should...

 

[BrendaBear]

I am not wearing RJ’s straight jacket and @barefootgirl69 ‘s blindfold.

 

[LustyScribe]

Not wearing a garland of garlic around my neck, nor a silver chain.

Just a heads up for all you sexy vampires out there. Just sayin"...

 

[SimonSex]

Not wearing 15 pieces of flair

 

[GreatWhiteCock]

A condom

 

[~Elizabeth~]

Clothes since I'm going to bed soon.

 

[Vitriolhack]

Clothes since I'm going to bed soon.

Makes 2 of us, already under the covers, but I can’t sleep….again!

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm not wearing a crown of thorns. That just sounds really uncomfortable.

 

[Rj_1954]

Not wearing irritating clothes...

 

[BrendaBear]

I'm not wearing the clothes @~Elizabeth~ 's took off to go to be bed.

I'm kinky, but that would be just weird.

 

[BrendaBear]

Not wearing irritating clothes...

Irritating... like political statement clothes? Or like... really hideously mismatched colors irritating?

Well... either way. I'm glad you aren't wearing clothes to irritate people.

I'm not wearing any political statement clothes, ever.

 

[Rj_1954]

Irritating... like political statement clothes? Or like... really hideously mismatched colors irritating?

Well... either way. I'm glad you aren't wearing clothes to irritate people.

I'm not wearing any political statement clothes, ever.

Like these?

 

[Leigh81]

I'm not wearing my Toronto Maple Leafs jersey