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And girlfriend, are you in trouble!!I am not wearing the “Bruce Springsteen” t-shirt dress I swiped from Mrs @DirkCamacho ‘s closet. She caught me before I could put it on.
And I’m not wearing my motorcycle gear: full face helmet, armored abrasion resistant riding jacket and pants, leather gloves and boots.I am not wearing all my UFC mixed martial arts gear.
Which would be a suit of titanium armor because these two female MMA fighters I'm watching are BAD-ASS. And I'm too old for that crap.
lol I saw someone wearing that exact shirt last night at the Springsteen show.
Lotion for you, polish for the boots.Oh, these boots over here fit me well… but I do need a slave to put them on me, with lotion, and please me with their mouth….
Not using the pink shower tonight? Matchy matchy is important, you know.A pink shower cap
You just made my Scotch shoot out my nose from laughing...matchy, matchy, pinky, pinky....Not using the pink shower tonight? Matchy matchy is important, you know.
You are always making me have to look stuff up!Not wearing winkle pickers