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Don't be ridiculous! Without you, who would I have to, um, y'know, um, ridicule.
Someone else!
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Don't be ridiculous! Without you, who would I have to, um, y'know, um, ridicule.
Someone else!
Now, now, boys, play nicely. I love watching boys play nicely together. A bit roughly is good too. Just saying...
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Sorry Tal but I refuse to start humping men just to please you.
But you said you loved me!! You know I would do it for you! Uuurghhh. It's not fair. I KNEW you didn't love me. You just wanted to get into my feeding bag that night.
*sobs*
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Sorry Tal but I refuse to start humping men just to please you.
Right. And if there are other benefits, I'll be the last to let on.
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You'd hump a man for me? Yeah, I know you would babe.
You know I love you baby, but yes - your feed bag does hold hidden delights that entices me... *dribbles*.
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Nooooo! Our Wonky is craving new experiences, and holds in his curiosities so much I fear that he is going to burst!
I think you should be Mr. Miyagi and TEACH him!
I will just watch. With MY popcorn.
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Nooooo! Our Wonky is craving new experiences, and holds in his curiosities so much I fear that he is going to burst!
I think you should be Mr. Miyagi and TEACH him!
I will just watch. With MY popcorn.
Hoist with my own petard! Ouchouchouchouchouch!
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Nooooo! Our Wonky is craving new experiences, and holds in his curiosities so much I fear that he is going to burst!
I think you should be Mr. Miyagi and TEACH him!
I will just watch. With MY popcorn.
If you're not careful, I'm going to bring my van up to see you.......
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Oh, behave. I can see you tenting from the thought, from here.
Ha! Ooooh. I'm soooo scared.
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Oh, behave. I can see you tenting from the thought, from here.
From five time zones away? You must have x-rayted vision!
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Yup. I'm THAT good.
I'm gonna save that quote for future use.
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I'm not even going to comment to that.
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Hell, yeah. You do that. You'll notice how often it applies. Then you'll be awestruck. Poor you. Another one bites the dust.
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Hell, yeah. You do that. You'll notice how often it applies. Then you'll be awestruck. Poor you. Another one bites the dust.
It isn't dust I'll be nibbling on, my dear Amazon princess.
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You can fucking cocoa.
LOL!
Now, then. Did I say YOUR tip? Huh? Did I?? I don't think so!
But it's a good sign that you're imagining yourself in such a position. First step: putting yourself in that place.
Good donkey! Good donkey!
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I'm not imagining myself in any kind of position but if it gets praise from you, I suppose I'll have to pretend to like it.
Sheesh, the things I have to do to get you to be nice to me.
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Right, now I've got to disappear for a bit as I need to charge my phone and for some weird reason, the internet doesn't work well when it's charging.
I'll speak to everyone another time.
Tal
Babe, do try and be good, okay? I'll be watching... *Sinister laugh*
I'll speak to everyone another time.
Tal
Babe, do try and be good, okay? I'll be watching... *Sinister laugh*
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I don't pretend to understand the threesome that's been going on whilst I slaves over a hot stove and iron... so I bid you Good evening, and will retire gracefully and rejoin the fray on the morrow
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I'm not imagining myself in any kind of position but if it gets praise from you, I suppose I'll have to pretend to like it.
Sheesh, the things I have to do to get you to be nice to me.
I pretend a lot of stuff. I'm pretending I'm skinny and don't want to eat the boy's Easter eggs right now.
Oooh, apple. You are so damned fine, with your bitter taste, and hard exterior that stabs my cheeks, and tough skin that get's stuck in my teeth... mmhmmm.
See? Easy.
Suck it up.
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Right, now I've got to disappear for a bit as I need to charge my phone and for some weird reason, the internet doesn't work well when it's charging.
I'll speak to everyone another time.
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I don't pretend to understand the threesome that's been going on whilst I slaves over a hot stove and iron... so I bid you Good evening, and will retire gracefully and rejoin the fray on the morrow
Bye-d-bye sweetie-pies!
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