Today is a big day!

[DesEsseintes]

Deal. You should now post more to reach it this century.

I worked it out: at current trends, he will reach 10,000 posts shortly after his 80th birthday.

 

[Debbie]

Garnate, congrats and I hope to read many more posts from you


IFB

 

[Lancecastor]

At two minutes per post, garnose has spent a month of her life here since 2008.

Add to that her 5 or 6 other online communities and she spends about a month out of every year talking about how much makeup she wears and how much vodka she drinks.

That is a significant achievement... A Big Day!

 

[Garnate]

Garnate, congrats and I hope to read many more posts from you


IFB

Thank you, sweetheart.

At two minutes per post, garnose has spent a month of her life here since 2008.

Add to that her 5 or 6 other online communities and she spends about a month out of every year talking about how much makeup she wears and how much vodka she drinks.

That is a significant achievement... A Big Day!

Coming from a guy that posts more per day than I do....
5 or 6 other online communities? If facebook counts as 5 or 6.

I'm not the only one that feels sorry for you.

 

[lovecraft68]

It's just that I had it lovingly crafted to contain lots of shit in an elegant and understated fashion, and now you imply it disgusts you.

But this isn't about me - it's about Garnate, and her theorized face.

I'm sorry if I made you feel you wasted your time.

And yes, Garnate's face, real or not, is much more attractive then a bag of crap.

 

[jomar]

You have a big nose. Did you know that?



So does G.

Sigh. Yes. I'm fully aware. It's my father's fault. One of my sisters also shares this feature, but her face is wider so it looks more natural on her.

Hey, I like her schnoz and face!

 

[AllyRose]

Congratulations, Garnate!

 

[PeteHulbert37]

What kind of selfie celebration doesn't include her tits flopping out.







* fail *

 

[Miles Long]

Did she get them out of her waste bin yet?

 

[spacekowboy]

What kind of selfie celebration doesn't include her tits flopping out.







* fail *

This^^

 

[Garnate]

Did she get them out of her waste bin yet?

Sorry, they've been thrown away for good. Well, not thrown away. I put them in the recycle bin because green. Now they can go on to become water wings for a town full of children this summer.

 

[ItalianStyle]

Congrats on your post milestone!

 

[Skiddles2015]

Heeey! You acknowledged I exist! Long time no see. You were missed.

Ann is good. I'm a fan of timeless names.

No he wasn't, you fucking liar.

 

[dirtwrench]

I am a little late with this but, congrats Lovely Garnate. Hoping you continue for another 12 years/20k posts.

And if you do, dammit I wanna see a lot more boob pics from you! This is a porn form. A dirty old man like me comes (cums?) here expecting certain things. Intelligent, fun to read banter just ain't one of them.

 

[rimmy]

So no tits?

 

[Lancecastor]

I'm not the only one that feels sorry for you.

Provide a list, thanks.

 

[Garnate]

I am a little late with this but, congrats Lovely Garnate. Hoping you continue for another 12 years/20k posts.

And if you do, dammit I wanna see a lot more boob pics from you! This is a porn form. A dirty old man like me comes (cums?) here expecting certain things. Intelligent, fun to read banter just ain't one of them.

So no tits?

I will never cave into peer pressure except for when I cave into peer pressure, which happens most of the time. Unless it doesn't.

 

[dirtwrench]

I will never cave into peer pressure except for when I cave into peer pressure, which happens most of the time. Unless it doesn't.

Well. I am glad you cleared that up for us.