Happy Valentine's Day!

[lily_wall_]

Happy Valentine's day!

I hope everyone have a good day tomorrow. If you haven't planned anything yet, then you still have all evening.

Let's share your best Valentine day themed sexual innuendo/memes/wishes/jokes

If this thread stays on the theme, then it'll be short lived. I'll delete it in a few weeks

I'll go first. My husband and I haven't made any plans. Usually he'd be asking me what I wanted to do but this year he's been a bit swamped so the poor guy hasn't really got time. When I saw this meme I had to forward it to him. This is basically how our text convo went (not verbatim)

Me: *rocky music*
Me: the meme
Husband: My cocky creed would beat your fingers anyday. I'm cumming for the championship pussy (yeah that's how he spelled it lol)
Me: what pussy? I'm preparing for your bhole


He doesn't like to be on the receiving end for butt stuff, but that doesn't stop me from threatening him

 

[Saint_Ann]

Yeah...that's too much work. Valentines Day is for amateurs. I'm gittin' some tonight so tomorrow you noobs can go out and spend money.

 

[HawkerPenn]

 

[Gory]

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Happy Valentines Day to you love those Eyes

 

[HawkerPenn]

Happy Valentines Day to you love those Eyes

Thanks! Glad you liked the pic.

 

[Gory]

Thanks! Glad you liked the pic.

thanks back. And like they Say. Truth Hurts! just being honest

 

[lanceGibs]

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Nice lips

 

[HawkerPenn]

Nice lips

Thanks for the compliment on Penny's lips! We're glad you enjoy the pic!

 

[FreyaGersemi]

Happy Valentine's Day!!!