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[Guest]

If there is a threadmaster, where's the postkeeper. I really think we should get those two together.

ETA'd

 

[tickledkitty]

:Oh and where did he install those trash cans for unwanted posts? I have a few of his I'd like to drop in there.

But you're not the Threadmaster, silly. Only the great and powerful Threadmaster can use the trash can.

ETA: Yep, still working.

BTW, aren't y'all proud of me posting here completely independent of Marsh ?

 

[Guest]

But you're not the Threadmaster, silly. Only the great and powerful Threadmaster can use the trash can.

ETA: Yep, still working.

BTW, aren't y'all proud of me posting here completely independent of Marsh ?

I am but don't tell him that. I don't want the alian showing up at my house to "beam me up."

 

[cloudy]

If there is a threadmaster, where's the postkeeper. I really think we should get those two together.

ETA'd

I think Shang is the Postkeeper.

 

[Guest]

I think Shang is the Postkeeper.

Uh oh, putting a horsey with a horse's ass...well it might get messy.

 

[cloudy]

Uh oh, putting a horsey with a horse's ass...well it might get messy.

My money's on Shang.

 

[Guest]

My money's on Shang.

That I would call a pretty safe bet.

 

[neonlyte]

Mondy, Mondy
La, la... la,la,la,la

Anyone know the next line? (invisible banana's)

 

[starrkers]

Mondy, Mondy
La, la... la,la,la,la

Anyone know the next line? (invisible banana's)

"So good to me
Monday morning,
it was all I hoped it would be"

eta: sorry, got a bit carried away there

 

[Guest]

"So good to me
Monday morning,
it was all I hoped it would be"

eta: sorry, got a bit carried away there

And here I was all set to segue way into a chorus of Barry Manilow's Mandy...

If he gets invisible dancing nanas I want invisible frogs....

 

[scouries]

story background...

So, read scouries and travel the world!!! You never know just where you might end up!!!​

 

[scouries]

sorry, i almost forgot...

THE UPDATED LIST that is...

Gabrielle l.
literotican…actress…threadmaster’s assistant…lover…and
assistant accountant reporting to mr. tex…and
deputy art director reporting to miss kat (I’m in charge of bananas)…and
official committee member
literotica royalty distribution committee
miami beach, florida

 

[scheherazade_79]

This is what I think of your 'dull', you vindictive, delusional little turd

 

[TxRad]

*Warning Warning*

Shang!

Please don't eat the carrots they've been poisoned!



Oh and

Only three today they are in short supply since this thread moved here.

 

[Stella_Omega]

And I don’t mean some imaginary place where you have wolfs turning in to men or rings that turn you invisible or

Are you actually comparing yourself to J.R.R. Tolkien? Christ almighty, Scouries, you poor, dim, delusional little nutjob!

"Darkest Africa" indeed. Please don't feature incest in Zimbabwe, where men have been raping two-year-olds in the mistaken belief that it will cure their AIDS.

(This is something that the rest of us have known for quite some time-- I don't know if you do, but I'd hate to see you make a horrible, ugly, travesty of a cultural mistake)

 

[MagicaPractica]

Dear Mr. Scouries,

Listen you God damned delusional idiot, nobody gives a flying fuck about where your pathetic little stories are set, how you think the boards should be run or what you think of the people here. Your stories are not best sellers, they are stroke porn in categories that garner votes no matter how bad they are. Your Halloween entry was singular tripe and I accordingly voted it a 3, as such. On the one hand I think maybe you're an asshole and on the other I think you must be one of the AHers who is just giving us a target to vent at because nobody could be such a fucking delusional jackass. Either way, go to hell.

Sincerely,

MagicaPractica

 

[TE999]

Dear Mr. Scouries,

Listen you God damned delusional idiot, nobody gives a flying fuck about where your pathetic little stories are set, how you think the boards should be run or what you think of the people here. Your stories are not best sellers, they are stroke porn in categories that garner votes no matter how bad they are. Your Halloween entry was singular tripe and I accordingly voted it a 3, as such. On the one hand I think maybe you're an asshole and on the other I think you must be one of the AHers who is just giving us a target to vent at because nobody could be such a fucking delusional jackass. Either way, go to hell.

Sincerely,

MagicaPractica

Sweet Mother of Pearl!

What the lady said up there cannot be improved on.

So I'm not gonna try.

But they're my sentiments exactly.

Feeding the ego of this dickweed only makes him stronger.

But it's so damn much fun to flame him.

Sorta like one of those clown balloons you punch and it bobs up again.

 

[Just-Legal]

I can't believe no-one noticed:

And I don’t mean some imaginary place where you have wolfs turning in to men

Its WOLVES. Gods, not that hard!

 

[scouries]

carrottts...wolfes?

ode To Miss Jackson

 

[starrkers]

Congratulations mate. You've finally managed to overdo it to the point where I feel the need to ignore.

 

[neonlyte]

And what’s this about me not being a best selling author. What about “Daddy”, I Whispered, Literoticas most read story for 2006/7? Or my other eleven 100,000+ plus best sellers?

You’re pretty smart though. Your, on the other I think you must be one of the AHers, wasn’t the dumbest guess ever made (hint – H + L). Still, I think I’ll leave you where you were for now.

Hugh Lawrie

 

[Liar]

Maybe we should have some dancing carrots to go with the fucking bananas.

 

[tickledkitty]

Those are great. I like the broccoli best.

 

[Stella_Omega]

forget it.

 

[Darkniciad]

Jealous...

*snicker*

*guffaw*

Hey, what happened to your new rules that were supposed to come down yesterday? Seems like the original thread has gone missing, too.

What's up with that, scouries?