The New Isolated Blurt BDSM Thread

[midwestyankee]

Bunny, it sounds to me like your dad will still need surgery and pins I hope it all goes well!!

PS - WTF is pong?

Pong, simulating table tennis, was one of the very first computer-based games. It was first made available on coin-operated consoles that were often purchased by bars and restaurants. PacMan, Space Invaders, and Tetris followed soon after, but Pong was basically the first one.

Simulated game here. Disclaimer: it's mind-blowingly exciting, so you might want to make a cup of soothing tea to have on hand.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Collar_N_Cuffs]

This is what I thing often reading here . I shuffle away and think then if I cannot work it out google some of it. Most of it isn't even relationships but other stuff that's being spoken of ( like 'pong'...which I just thought was a bad smell)

What? Google something and lose the chance to ask what somebody just said not to ask? No thank you!

 

[pensivepoet]

Pong is a smell?
How do i use it in a sentence?
"honey, i sure like your pong!"?
"sorry bout my pong, my dear"?
"did you just pong?"
Damn, i hate being out of the loop
How about "i love the pong of leather in the morning"?

 

[pensivepoet]

Shit, dp.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Huh
Ok, thanks. Think i got it
"the pooches poo poo pongs"

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Endless_Night]

Uhh. So, Pong. Smell or game? Or both?

Yeah, yeah. I should google.

< Disclaimer: it's mind-blowingly exciting, so you might want to make a cup of soothing tea to have on hand. >

And I'm guessing this is sarcasm? It's early. My filters aren't working properly.

 

[pensivepoet]

Pong (the game) is the quickest way to becoming a zombie without getting bitten.

 

[midwestyankee]

Uhh. So, Pong. Smell or game? Or both?

Yeah, yeah. I should google.



And I'm guessing this is sarcasm? It's early. My filters aren't working properly.

I wouldn't want to spoil the surprise for any of the rest of you youngsters. You'll just have to check out the youtube machine sample that I linked.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Truth about me. The only computer games I have played......solitaire, that thing with the angry birds and....er, no, I think that's it.

Oh you really need to do some video farming. It'll make you feel amish.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[pensivepoet]

Is this where you pretend to keep livestock and grow stuff and make preserves and stuff?

I think so, never had a hankerin to spread manure (cept here)
But speaking of the amish, where's all the amish porn?
Surely they have kink
I wanna see freaky olga hung from the rafters by her ankles, her long puke green dress hanging to the floor while mervin takes a horse whip to her ass once he cuts off the undies of white iron.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[gorgeous_grl]

But speaking of the amish, where's all the amish porn?
Surely they have kink
I wanna see freaky olga hung from the rafters by her ankles, her long puke green dress hanging to the floor while mervin takes a horse whip to her ass once he cuts off the undies of white iron.[/QUOTE]


I'm SO looking for that now omg.

 

[pensivepoet]

I'll bet they're kinkier than hell
What else have they got?
But if you find a pic and there's an electrical outlet, it's a fake.
Mmmm....for Olga to tie me spread on the bed and shove her head covering in my mouth as she calls me filthy things in dutch!

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Amish porn. Hmm.

Religious confessionals and apologies, and strict but compassionate cleansing from the "other" world sin followed by submission of the body and will to the good of the community...

The requirement to be good and trust the elders to lead you to a righteous life with lessons taught in rooms behind closed doors, and the need to remain very very quiet.

Yeah, um, there might be something to it.

 

[pensivepoet]

Ok. I'm in
Who are the elders here?
I have a confession to make
I'm sorry (see apologies) but i got aroused when milking the cow.
For the good of the greater community, i realize that i must be punished to cleanse me of this sin.
Now where is the room?

 

[midwestyankee]

Turns out that the Amish aren't heavily into porn and there really isn't all that much fake Amish stuff out there, either. Still, I found this little delight with lots and lots of spanking.

 

[pensivepoet]

That's the good thing abort porn, if you can't find what you're looking for, you wont go away empty handed.
So to speak

 

[seela]

Museeum visit? Shopping trip? Visiting friends?

It's a museum-shopping-eating trip with mom. Bringing friends along would have been odd. It's almost over, I think I might make it...

 

[IrisAlthea]

It's a museum-shopping-eating trip with mom. Bringing friends along would have been odd. It's almost over, I think I might make it...

Go Seela!

 

[midwestyankee]

It's a museum-shopping-eating trip with mom. Bringing friends along would have been odd. It's almost over, I think I might make it...

If you have any of those Pop Tarts left, they might be used to persuade her to leave sooner.