The Nerd Herd!

[satindesire]

 

[Chiara_searches]

I did not need to see this as it will just give me an excuse the next time I want to play Borderlands..."I'm just playing to gain life skills including knowledge of how to phase walk."

 

[Skaoi]

Nerdy Pick-Up Lines

- I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

- Baby, you overclock my processor.

- Be my queen and mate me with your knight moves.

- Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.

- You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers.

- Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.

- I think my heart just lagged.

- Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!

- You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.

- I’ve been sent from the future to get you pregnant so our son can save the world.

- Hey, babe, how about I add some RAM to your motherboard?

 

[satindesire]

EL OH EL! Skaoi...Those are brilliant!

I did not need to see this as it will just give me an excuse the next time I want to play Borderlands..."I'm just playing to gain life skills including knowledge of how to phase walk."

Now THAT is how you do it!

 

[satindesire]

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

 

[Pleasure_Fan]

LIKES! I am so going and posting a best line every....

 

[satindesire]

Know Your Meme: Standing Cat

http://www.youtube.com/user/KnowYourMeme?blend=2&ob=5#p/c/21E548C31241EF7A/4/WiHY8_j7n_Q

 

[satindesire]

Nerd love.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58569

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58554

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58436

 

[ImOnIt]

SuperMeatBoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxe5NIABsI&feature=relmfu

Also, the above artist working with samples from Disney and Pixar films.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

A wife asks her husband, a software engineer; "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!"
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.
The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"
He replied, "They had eggs."

 

[YourCaptor]

Today I saw a phone booth, and guy using it.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Nerd love.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58569

I was affected by how sweet this was. Then I realized, nah, I just having my daily Macin-gasm.

SuperMeatBoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVxe5NIABsI&feature=relmfu

Also, the above artist working with samples from Disney and Pixar films.

I am reaching the the thirteenth level of enlightenment while looping this as I work.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

Rockin' the suburbs.

 

[Chiara_searches]

Rockin' the suburbs.

I thought the lead singer was super cute...but then I saw the drummer.

Tell us DGE, do you dance like Ben?

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I thought the lead singer was super cute...but then I saw the drummer.

Tell us DGE, do you dance like Ben?

I wish.

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

"I'm just too White and Nerdy "

 

[Fortran5885]

The Perfect Storm of Nerd Rage

http://www.sadanduseless.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/1146.jpg

 

[Chiara_searches]

"I'm just too White and Nerdy "

"I know pi to a thousand places." Love This. Usually, intelligent men are a turn on...but, well, Al just doesn't do it for me. Hmmmm. I hope that doesn't mean I have to turn in my nerd card.

 

[ImOnIt]

I met my sweetheart of 5 years when she knew pi to 75 places.

 

[Sir_Winston54]

I met my sweetheart of 5 years when she knew pi to 75 places.

I can set pi for 75 places, if someone else bakes them.

 

[satindesire]

I can set pi for 75 places, if someone else bakes them.

One more outburst like that, and I'll find you in nerd contempt!

Get outta here with that!

 

[satindesire]

This little girl knows the Dark Side has cookies.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58456

The Seven Levels of a Hangover

http://williamsinwinsted.com/emails/sevenlevels.html

 

[satindesire]

Killer Kitteh! Or...not?

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=58824

Maru the Box-Cat loves his toy too much!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0Mn2EajgO8&feature=relmfu

 

[Curious_in_Cali]

Einstein vs Stephen Hawking Epic Rap Battle