The Isolated Blurt Thread XXXIV: Like Books & Black Lives, Albums Still Matter

[Froya]

Top gem of the day:
SaintPeter's post addressed to me:

It's a figure of speech, hashtag. You take things so literally!

 

[Adjudicator]

It's a figure of speech, hashtag. You take things so literally!

I like you.

Brilliant use of 'figure of speech,' but hashtag only finds that reasoning valid when she posts it.

 

[Saint Peter]

It's a figure of speech, hashtag. You take things so literally!

Get your own top gem of the day!

 

[Froya]

I like you.

Brilliant use of 'figure of speech,' but hashtag only finds that reasoning valid when she posts it.

Why, thank you, baldy.

For some reason, it's just tickling me something fierce today. I'm going to have to reign it in. I don't want to overkilljoy.


(yeah, I groaned at that myself)

 

[Saint Peter]

That was terrible!

 

[Froya]

Get your own top gem of the day!

But, but... this one's so sparkly and fun.

 

[Froya]

That was terrible!

It was!

But it was pun-ish (ment).

I should've gotten more sleep.

 

[Saint Peter]

But, but... this one's so sparkly and fun.

It is old and tired. I have been holding people down and fucking them up the asshole on this site since the days of dial up. It hurts my feelings just a little bit that hash credited Emerson with my good work.

 

[hashtag46]

I like you.

Brilliant use of 'figure of speech,' but hashtag only finds that reasoning valid when she posts it.

Then how about you halfwits do this to the women that you respect and want to hook up with:

Send them this cute joke and figure of speech via pm's : " I want to gangrape you".

See how that one goes.

 

[Froya]

It is old and tired. I have been holding people down and fucking them up the asshole on this site since the days of dial up. It hurts my feelings just a little bit that hash credited Emerson with my good work.

I can't endorse that message, even if I may have giggled against my will at the last little bit.

 

[Froya]

Then how about you douches do this to the women that you respect and want to hook up with:

Send them this cute joke and figure of speech via pm's : " I want to gangrape you".

See how that one goes.

You understand very little. Literally.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hash needs to send Laurel a PM.

"I know I have been banned multiple times and I have absolutely no respect for the site that you allow me to use for free, hour after hour, day after day. But Pete said he was going to fuck me up the asshole! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!"

 

[Radiohead]

Hash needs to send Laurel a PM.

"I know I have been banned multiple times and I have absolutely no respect for the site that you allow me to use for free, hour after hour, day after day. But Pete said he was going to fuck me up the asshole! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!"

I'm more worried about this single man gangrape you're supposed to perpetuate... multiple dicks?

 

[hashtag46]

Of course I know that it wasn't intended as a threat and I didn't take it that way, you Adjud/Froya/SaintPeter idiots.
Neither am I accusing SaintPeter of anything ominous cuz his intent was far from being such.

But that was such a jaw dropping and stupid thing to say,
I couldn't resist and had to quote it.

 

[Saint Peter]

I'm more worried about this single man gangrape you're supposed to perpetuate... multiple dicks?

LAUREL!!

Radio is posting my personal information!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

Of course I know that wasn't intended as a threat and I didn't take it in that way, you idiots.
Neither am I accusing SaintPeter of anything ominous cuz his intent was far from being such.

But that was such a jaw dropping and stupid remark,
I couldn't resist and had to quote it.

I was not joking. Put a chastity belt on your pooper or it will be mine.


All mine.

 

[Radiohead]

LAUREL!!

Radio is posting my personal information!!!

Its not personal, Hashtag told me in confidence!

 

[hashtag46]

Its not personal, Hashtag told me in confidence!

 

[Froya]

Hash needs to send Laurel a PM.

"I know I have been banned multiple times and I have absolutely no respect for the site that you allow me to use for free, hour after hour, day after day. But Pete said he was going to fuck me up the asshole! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS!"

Well, to be fair, the problem is the "hold you down" part. Consent issues and all that.

Hashtag has told me on a few occasions that she can be nasty, threatened me with it, actually, but seems a bit missish, generally.

 

[Froya]

Of course I know that it wasn't intended as a threat and I didn't take it that way, you Adjud/Froya/SaintPeter idiots.
Neither am I accusing SaintPeter of anything ominous cuz his intent was far from being such.

But that was such a jaw dropping and stupid thing to say,
I couldn't resist and had to quote it.

Is backpeddling a figure of speech? I'm asking for a friend.

 

[Radiohead]

Well, to be fair, the problem is the "hold you down" part. Consent issues and all that.

Hashtag has told me on a few occasions that she can be nasty, threatened me with it, actually, but seems a bit missish, generally.

Missish?

My eyes are tired... I knew what I typed, and still when I checked, somehow my brain translated it into Messiah

 

[Saint Peter]

Well, to be fair, the problem is the "hold you down" part. Consent issues and all that.

Hashtag has told me on a few occasions that she can be nasty, threatened me with it, actually, but seems a bit missish, generally.

I had to google missish. I am more of a numbers person!

Yeah, I know. It is full of ugliness. But what can we do at this point? Nothing. What is done is done.

 

[Saint Peter]

It would seem many of us are numbers people.

 

[trysail]

It would seem many of us are numbers people.

"If it can't be quantified, it's probably bullshit."​

-Trysail​

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[Saint Peter]

The numbers never lie!

Unless you toss some differential equations in to make the story end well.