The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[Beco]

i wanna hit someone with a hammer.

If you had a hammer, would you hammer in the morning? would you hammer in the evening and all over this land??

 

[butters]

tom jones looks good in a stethoscope!

if he ever wants a part in ER or summat, he's a shoe-in

 

[Ishmael]

Someone needs to invent a flannel or jersey that stays soft forever no matter how many times you wash it.

Perhaps you are now beginning to understand why throwing out a mans old flannel shirt, no matter how disgusting you may think it, can end a relationship.

Ishmael

 

[dolf]

home at last. what a day!

 

[lovetoread]

I guess this means he's a keeper.

 

[Wings]

This time I chopped the jalapeños AFTER I put in my contacts.

Win for me today.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://www.hulu.com/watch/375258#i0,p0,d1

 

[trysail]

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[Super-Surprise]

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[Super-Surprise]

 

[dolf]

I am happy.

 

[butters]

I am happy.

merry merry christmas, dolfness

 

[dolf]

merry merry christmas, dolfness

happy humbug, chuppy

 

[butters]

why does HMS want to charge me almost £20 import tax/duties on a package my son ordered for his gf? we've had stuff from japan before, a few times, and pay shipping costs... so why this sudden charge? it's only some shorts/tee bed set and i already spent out on shipping and vat. took 1 day to get from tokyo to coventry, and has been over here 4 days and now i've the letter asking me for extra money to deliver it. robbing bastards

 

[butters]

troll hunter- or another (yet another) viewing of sean of the dead? decisions, decisions. now i know i'll enjoy s.o.t.d, but who's seen troll hunter and is it worth watching?

 

[dolf]

troll hunter- or another (yet another) viewing of sean of the dead? decisions, decisions. now i know i'll enjoy s.o.t.d, but who's seen troll hunter and is it worth watching?

meh...

 

[lovetoread]

Shaun of the Dead of course

 

[butters]

Shaun of the Dead of course

oops, i blame your boyfriend for my typo.

and yeah, it most likely will be... though i must have seen it over 15 times at least now.

 

[butters]

meh...

meh doesn't really sell it

any further offers? anyone? hury up, SOTD's about to start

 

[lovetoread]

oops, i blame your boyfriend for my typo.

and yeah, it most likely will be... though i must have seen it over 15 times at least now.

I've seen it as much. That and Zombieland are my favs.

 

[butters]

I've seen it as much. That and Zombieland are my favs.

it's started. so decision made. i love all their films.

ok, going. g'night. merry xmas.

 

[yossi]

 

[pointless]

my fucking pies exploded. i've made those fucking pies like at least a dozen times and they've never exploded, but now they have and i have no idea why. that's fucking bullshit. stupid whatever made my pie explode. i will make you pay!!

also, tomorrow i guess i will just buy another fucking pie. probably cherry.

or maybe pecan.

we'll see.

also, fucking fuckity fucked fuckers fuck.

 

[cjh]

my fucking pies exploded. i've made those fucking pies like at least a dozen times and they've never exploded, but now they have and i have no idea why. that's fucking bullshit. stupid whatever made my pie explode. i will make you pay!!

also, tomorrow i guess i will just buy another fucking pie. probably cherry.

or maybe pecan.

we'll see.

also, fucking fuckity fucked fuckers fuck.

was it an ACME pie?