The "I Didn't Get Laid Today" Thread

[kendo1]

I doubt it. My bf has been being a moody bitch. So, nothing for him. By the time I get through with all my housework, I'm too tired to do anything anyway.

p.s. Kendo, I can't do it standing up for some reason.

Practice.

 

[matriarch]

Good morning. Anyone have hope for the weekend??

cuz I don't.

SJ

No, but I did last weekend, which is why I haven't posted. Made myself inellible.

 

[kendo1]

Na na na na na!
Cheesy grin.

 

[sophia jane]

I'm here today. But I don't mind so much because I know exactly when I'm getting off this thread. There is hope after all!

SJ

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm here today. But I don't mind so much because I know exactly when I'm getting off this thread. There is hope after all!

SJ

Congrats SJ!

Well the best laid plans of mice and men left me unlaid. Maybe for father's day I'll get a little something something.

or the anniversary is around the corner, that's usually a good fuck day right?

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Tuesday and unlaid. Rum and coke for everyone here, on me.

Unless of course one of the ladies wants to do body shots, in which case teh drinks are on her, and I'll pay for them

 

[sophia jane]

Tuesday and unlaid. Rum and coke for everyone here, on me.

Unless of course one of the ladies wants to do body shots, in which case teh drinks are on her, and I'll pay for them

Body shots are good. You don't think it's too early to start drinking, tho?

SJ

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Body shots are good. You don't think it's too early to start drinking, tho?

SJ

Maybe, ok so jello body shots till noon then the hard stuff comes out.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

ok if the decline in this threads activity is a result of tons of people getting laid I may have to go hire a professional just to find my way off as well. I was going to type "to get off" but that goes without saying.

 

[sophia jane]

ok if the decline in this threads activity is a result of tons of people getting laid I may have to go hire a professional just to find my way off as well. I was going to type "to get off" but that goes without saying.

I'm still here. We're stuck here together.

SJ

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I'm still here. We're stuck here together.

SJ

What are you stuck together with?
something sticky?

 

[sophia jane]

What are you stuck together with?
something sticky?

Well, now that you mention it....


SJ

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I'm still here. We're stuck here together.

SJ

Don't tempt me baby

I'll say yes.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

What are you stuck together with?
something sticky?

a half case of astroglide
3 pints of liquid latex
65 feet of nylon cord
and 17 twinkies


That's all I'm saying

 

[mlady_france]

a half case of astroglide
3 pints of liquid latex
65 feet of nylon cord
and 17 twinkies


That's all I'm saying

Okay you have my attention.

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

Okay you have my attention.

And I do so love attention.

 

[sophia jane]

Don't tempt me baby

I'll say yes.

I was counting on that.

SJ

 

[logophile]

What a coincidence, I didn't get laid either.

 

[mlady_france]

Finding a nice comfy spot. Looks like I'll be joining the ranks here.

 

[sophia jane]

Finding a nice comfy spot. Looks like I'll be joining the ranks here.

Are you just passing through or will you be staying awhile like me?

SJ

 

[mlady_france]

Are you just passing through or will you be staying awhile like me?

SJ

I think I may be here a while. Not sure at this point.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Finding a nice comfy spot. Looks like I'll be joining the ranks here.

Me too! Been away a while but astroglide and a few other things drew me back like a moth to a flame.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

a half case of astroglide
3 pints of liquid latex
65 feet of nylon cord
and 17 twinkies


That's all I'm saying

Now that sounds like a party.

 

[elfin_odalisque]

Now that sounds like a party.

Yeah, but can we leave the cord out - I chafe easily.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Yeah, but can we leave the cord out - I chafe easily.

It's okay, you can just help me tie people up.